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To ask the worst usernames your come across?

101 replies

CockBreath · 11/05/2017 13:44

Just the title really.

What's the worst username you have come across on mn?

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Dianneabbottsmathsteacher · 11/05/2017 14:34

I don't really remember them apart from worraliberty and anyFucker as they are funny posters.

User...,.. confusing as there's 2

sparepantsandtoothbrush · 11/05/2017 14:34

Not on MN but I remember a username of 'oldcumsock' elsewhere which always made me gag just reading it!

badgersnotincluded · 11/05/2017 14:44

zzzzz, I thought it translated as 'Pumpkin-Eater'. Grin

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Shootfirstaskquestionslater · 11/05/2017 14:51

I love some of the usernames on here the only ones that really do my head in are user a million numbers that's just annoying.

00100001 · 11/05/2017 14:51

I think the username 00100001 is a proper wankish name

Grin
BastardGoDarkly · 11/05/2017 14:53

DonkeyOaty and SirChenGin are my favourites. But the user..... Ones, and yes, anything with mummy in, make me roll my eyes.

SumThucker · 11/05/2017 14:53

00100001 is a proper wankish name

Never heard of them. Do they still post?

EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 14:54

00100001 my phone hates your username. Instead of copying and pasting to reply to you in a thread, it keeps thinking you're a phone number it wants me to call. Sort yourself out mate Angry.

00100001 · 11/05/2017 14:54

I don't think so... I haven't seen them in ages...

LightYears · 11/05/2017 14:54

Swear words, it's a bit obvious.

00100001 · 11/05/2017 14:55

Call me Binary - that's what others do... easier you see than trying to type on all those fucking 0s and 1s

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 11/05/2017 14:56

ClownShapedCuntHair

Soubriquet · 11/05/2017 14:57

Any username that makes the poster sound like a pretentious, know-it-all, smarty-pants.

ShockSadGrin

badgersnotincluded · 11/05/2017 14:59

zzzzz, it is! I was referring to the original Boutros Boutros though which isn't nearly as funny.

JonSnowsWhore · 11/05/2017 15:00

I quite liked mine, until I realised that people who have never seen Game of Thrones will think I've got a thing for the news reader...

Zhan · 11/05/2017 15:07

I remember one which was something like "stickyBlisteredArseHole" or it could have been "itchyStickBumHole" - something like that anyway. It made me smile

cleanlaundry · 11/05/2017 15:07

Love it! Userxxxx number one absolutely hate it

ProseccoBitch · 11/05/2017 15:12

Another vote for user7589798123740624081 etc........

TheWhiteRoseOfYork · 11/05/2017 15:14

jonsnowswhore I always thought you had a thing for the newsreader, I was a bit Hmm but each to their own I thought. Glad to learn that it is not him but another Jon Snow. Although Dan Snow is alright Wink

EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 15:16

Though Jon Snow the Newsreader does have some sexy dance moves, I could certainly see the appeal, if you did mean him...

Slightly sidestep, Jon Snow the Newsreader was on The Chase a while back, and lost. Greatest missed opportunity in history when the Chaser didn't finish the round saying 'you know nothing, Jon Snow'.

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 11/05/2017 15:28

I love the name FourQuenelles, both for sounding like a swear and for reminding me of the Two Ronnies 'four candles' sketch.

SemiNormal · 11/05/2017 15:29

Definitely User289398375297 (or similar).

Marcipex · 11/05/2017 15:31

I've always liked Binary and AnyFucker, and wished I had SoupDragon.

I agree all the User no 7644224567788 is a pain because I can't keep track of who is who.

SurlyValentine · 11/05/2017 15:31

The user ones are tedious, and it's really hard to keep track of who they are, if they've been a goady fucker on one thread then you're never quite sure if it's the same one on a different thread.

I love ones with wit and originality, and ones with a history, like AnyFucker and FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse. Mine was a mispronunciation during a conversation about films.

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