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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask the worst usernames your come across?

101 replies

CockBreath · 11/05/2017 13:44

Just the title really.

What's the worst username you have come across on mn?

OP posts:
ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 11/05/2017 15:41

Edmund,

Grin Grin

JonSnowsWhore, WhiteRose,

God, I love the man...

OP,

HoldMeCloserTonyDanza always makes me smile.

I don't dare mention any annoying/ TMI and retch-inducing ones, though, for fear of reprisals.

olderthanyouthink · 11/05/2017 15:45

document.write( var binary = String.fromCharCode( parseInt( '00100001', 2 ).toString( 10 ) ) );
// !

I'm a nerd and when I first saw binary's NN I had to know what it was as text

EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 15:45

Zuzu, Big Fat Quiz is one of my highlights of the year, only for JS's epic moves Grin.

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 11/05/2017 15:48

User1234sMumma
Grin

HardcoreLadyType · 11/05/2017 15:53

I love PyongyangKipperbang, as well. For a while it annoyed me, and I nearly mentioned to the poster that it should actually be PtangYangKipperbang, and then the penny dropped. Blush

Headinthedrawer · 11/05/2017 15:57

As an aside Jon Snow the newsreader is my wierd crush.

Lostmysignal · 11/05/2017 16:02

I don't like mine. Just before I signed up for a second time as I couldn't remember my last one I lost my signal. I've been meaning to change it since. Also the user name ones as they are worse than mine!!
I love Mrs terrypratchett and a few others discworld related.

wasonthelist · 11/05/2017 16:06

(I wish I could have the passive aggressive smiley as my username grin).

WTF is the "passive aggressive smiley" ?

Dogsmom · 11/05/2017 16:09

People must hate mine, not only does it have "mom" it's also got dog and is Mom and not Mum, it's a mn triple faux pas.

Oh well.

EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 16:10

wasonthelist

Smile

HTH

MissWilmottsGhost · 11/05/2017 16:11

I only get annoyed by boring names. I love the sweary ones and the clever body part ones, QuimReaper is genius.

Mammylamb · 11/05/2017 16:13

Do all the users hating "mummy" also hate "mammy"??? But that's my real life knockname

wasonthelist · 11/05/2017 16:16

EdmundCleverClogs

That's just called "wink" on my list - when did the designation change?

EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 16:19

wasonthelist wink? I don't see winking?

Anyway, guess I've spent too much time on AIBU. It's usually following a sentence such as 'you're entitled to you wrong opinion, but I'm not going to change my mind in any way Smile'

TroysMammy · 11/05/2017 16:21

Oh dear I'd better change my name then. I was going to do it when the first anniversary of my cat Troy's death had passed (yesterday). I've got an idea of a new user name but when I change will say who I was. I'm not one to name change on a regular basis because I'm scared of people knowing who I am. I don't really care, open and honest that's me Grin

fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 16:29

Oooooo I got a mention. Thanks Blackamericano. I can't take the credit though as it came up in a rude (ish) discussion on the Telly Addicts Masterchef thread and I snaffled it.Grin

fourquenelles · 11/05/2017 16:31

Meant to add that FuckYouChrisandThatHorse takes some beating

GreatFuckability · 11/05/2017 16:32

Someone once was REALLY offended by my username on a thread. I never did find out why though...

ExConstance · 11/05/2017 16:39

WhenwillIfeelnormal Mainly because she had a one track conversation which went on for months and the sight of her name on any thread made me feel sick.

FairfaxAikman · 11/05/2017 16:55

I stole mine from another forum because I liked it so much.

Another vote for Userxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx being the most annoying.

weebarra · 11/05/2017 16:57

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PerpendicularVincent · 11/05/2017 17:02

Anything with no imagination, like 'drinkingteaisnice', or user plus a myriad of numbers. And any username including the word 'gusset'. I don't know if there is one though

missmoohoo · 11/05/2017 17:15

Is @mammylamb Amanda lamb? Last week I saw talking and she stopped in her tacks when mentioning something that could have only been on Mn. Shocked! Shock

beckythemasterbaker · 11/05/2017 17:17

How do we know that people are not talking about themselves? Using one of their user names to name drop themselves Wink

TheEmmaDilemma · 11/05/2017 17:31

Mine is shit. It was a childhood book...

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