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To ask the worst usernames your come across?

101 replies

CockBreath · 11/05/2017 13:44

Just the title really.

What's the worst username you have come across on mn?

OP posts:
AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 11/05/2017 22:09

I want mine judged now! This one...and I used to be PopGoesTheFuckingWeasel 😂

EduCated · 11/05/2017 22:17

Any username that makes the poster sound like a pretentious, know-it-all, smarty-pants.

SadGrin I is well smart.

Dogsmom You can add Incorrectly Capitalised to that list as well Wink Was it Chaos who used to make people capitalise?

EdmundCleverClogs · 11/05/2017 22:21

I is well smart

Not as smartiest as me Smile

GrindingForms · 11/05/2017 22:21

OTheHugeManatee always made me smile. I've not seen them around in a while though

Me too but what does it mean Confused

momgusset · 11/05/2017 22:25

Couldn't resist

ProseccoBitch · 11/05/2017 22:26

@AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley please change it back to @PopGoesTheFuckingWeasel that was such a good one!

PaulAnkaTheDog · 11/05/2017 22:26

another vote for 'user.........' And any 'mummy' names as being awful.

GooseFriend · 11/05/2017 22:30

Mine is an incredibly niche radio comedy reference. So it just makes me look odd. Ho hum. Makes me laugh...

TwentyCups · 11/05/2017 22:33

Whenever I see a post by WellErr I always read the post starting with 'well, err....' first. I like it Smile

BlueChairs · 11/05/2017 22:35

@JonSnowsWhore I love your name , makes me laugh, @middleclassproblems is funny because people react so badly and the worshipable figure that is @anyfucker

ShiningArmour · 11/05/2017 22:37

caroledecker

BlueChairs · 11/05/2017 22:41

I need to change mine .. had a thing for blue chairs .

blackbunny · 11/05/2017 22:50

Ohwhatnewfuckeryisthis always makes me chuckle

Tiredbutfuckingfine · 11/05/2017 23:11

Catthiefkeith got funnier after she nicked a rabbit. Did she ever change it to Bunnythiefkeith?

sexymuthafunker · 11/05/2017 23:21

That is what I thought jonsnowswhore
(slopes off to name change lest someone think me twee Confused)

NC1nightstand · 11/05/2017 23:32

I used to really like Elsa ain't as cold as me. I still laugh when I see BitchPeas and KingJoffreysrestingcuntface, it's always good to see Worra and AnyFucker and NoCapes and any of Derek'snames but I think it's more like irl when you get to know someone the more beautiful they become, so the more you read and respect different posters personalities the funnier their usernames become.
Fully aware this is meant to be the worst names but clearly they are the plethora of user1234567890987654321 names.
All time great has to be FuckyouChrisandthathorse though.

ZuzuMyLittleGingersnap · 11/05/2017 23:57

How could I have forgotten to mention GlennCloseButNoCigar? Smile

Always sniggered at that one, but haven't seen any of her posts for months.

You still around, Glenn...or have you abandoned us for ThePlaceThatFrownsOnSwearing?

GirlInterruptedOftenByKids · 11/05/2017 23:57

Jon Snow is a pretty popular crush ;)

DirtyChaiLatte · 12/05/2017 00:16

BendydickCuminsnatch

Ye

DirtyChaiLatte · 12/05/2017 00:21

Oops, finger slipped.

BendydickCuminsnatch Love it. Makes me giggle every time.

FannyShmeller · 12/05/2017 00:22

Anyone a fan of my username? Grin

JonSnowsWhore · 12/05/2017 07:42

Haha dammit I knew it! Ah well there's worse people out there than Jon Snow the news reader I suppose Confused

But for the people of this thread, it is definitely the sexy dark haired bastard from Game of Thrones that turns me into a raging whore bag, not the news reader Grin

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 12/05/2017 10:02

Fanny I like it- but I'm an immature little shite who still giggles over the word "bumbum" so...

BillyButtfuck · 12/05/2017 10:10

Another vote for user282737291910284747201 type ones, its lazy and always makes me assume troll.

AtlantaGinandTonic · 12/05/2017 10:25

The only ones that get to me are the user3828464827464627...names. Like PP, I like to keep track of who has said what and all those numbers just muddles everything.

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