I know I'm being unreasonable because this petition should be hidden away in the depths of the petition topic, where no fucker can see it 
But before HQ moves it and gives me a swift kick up the arse, please can I ask you to sign This petition to halt the cutbacks?
Not everyone will agree of course, what with all the other awful cutbacks going on and that's fine.
But an area near me got rid of all their Lollipop patrollers last week and exactly 6 days later a child got hit on the school crossing 
Anyway I'll stop waffling now. MNHQ I do apologise for blatantly putting this here for traffic, but when you move it, can you all sign it first?

Thanks.