What in dear god? (Lighthearted)

[Patriciathestripper1]

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of.

BAHAHAHHAHAH

SHE MADE YOU AN EASTER PUNANI

Sorry for all caps

It's quite obviously a fanny hand feared creme egg holder.

Doh!

Felted.

Omg RJ. Did you get one too?
I can't stop looking at it 😂

Laughing at it

It's a beautiful, felted vagina tulip meant to hold a creme egg.

It looks inflamed - have you tried Canestan?

Your vulva is very beautiful

#bodypositive

Has she not given you any clues as to what she intended it to be?

I love how they celebrate womanhood in primary schools these days

It does look a bit...sore.

I'd be careful of poking anything in it.

a badly packed kebab?

Did your fanny come with or without a creme egg?
Actually dd is due home soon god knows what could be coming here

😂

No real comments from me but

You'll want to keep that for her wedding speeches

It'll look like it's giving birth if you stick a creme egg in there.

An egg popping out of it would just make it even more frightening!

I bet the teachers had a good giggle.

Fanjo egg dispenser

I spot the creme egg in the background. Clearly it is meant as it's vestibule....

Omg. That's so funny. Maybe put some plastic flowers in to make it look less like a furry muff!

A felted ladies flower ripe?

Stick an eggcup /Mooncup in it

Quick, get it on Antiques Roadshow. It's a porno faberge.

It looks like genitals a burst abscess to me.

Creme egg filling would make lovely pus