What in dear god? (Lighthearted)

[Patriciathestripper1]

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of.

[Porpoiselife]

Thats a classic! Brilliant!

Don't hide it if people come round! Wait and see what their reaction is!!

[SnipSnipMrBurgess]

Ah a seasonal fleshlight, how lovely!

[LordScuttlebutt]

Give a whole new meaning to fur-burger

[ClaryBeanHorshAndMe]

:D!!!

We used to make these in school.

But they were alway green, yellow etc. Very Easter-y and natural colours (we didn't have hot pink wool or anything like that. Only organically dyed wool, in a Waldorfschool of course...)

I think you should keep it.

First of all, observing the reactions of guests must be absolutely hilarious.

And it will be a great anecdote for a wedding speech/something similar.

[Jaysis]

Looks like you need strong antibiotics there...

[Agerbilatemycardigan]

Nothing to add except this thread's making me snigger (a lot)

Also reminds me of some of the monstrosities lovely gifts that my kids used to bring home

[plutohasfeelingstoo]

😂

[bettytaghetti]

No words.....just tears running down my face! Thanks for the giggle OP!

[MiddleClassProblem]

And the purple bits too

[Agerbilatemycardigan]

On second viewing, it looks like somebody's yarn bombed a minge.

[FirstSeemItThenBeIt]

Please can we name it Gloria Easter-Fanny?

[Patriciathestripper1]

billsykes.
You have made me cry with laughter 😂😂
Dh just came in for lunch.... it was sat on the side he looked at it raised an eyebrow and looked at me and asked "did you make that" nodding towards the furry fanjo lookalikie.
"No your Dd made it for Easter" I replied.
He obviously thinks I have all day to sit around making fanjo ornaments

[Patriciathestripper1]

first
that's brilliant 'Gloria Easter-Fanny! 😂

[HemanOrSheRa]

It looks like Miss Piggy's foof!

Bless your DD. My DS has made some shocking things in his time but that is Epic OP. A Thing of Wonder .

[jay55]

I'm really jealous I've never received a felted fanny.
Best Easter gift ever.

[MyCarHasBrokenDownAgain]

Is that 'blue waffle' disease?!

[Serialweightwatcher]

It looks like my dogs chewed up tennis ball with bruises ..... can you make the hole wider and rounder so it could nicely hold a little easter egg?

[Amockingjayhey]

Georgia O'Keefe eat your heart out .

Bet her teacher bloody loved sending that home for you!

[theredjellybean]

love it ...

[theredjellybean]

apart from the obvious , it sort o fmade me think of the lips on the plant in the little shop of horrors

[Cocolepew]

[thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter]

"did you make that"

😂

Does your DH think you usually make woolly fanjos for shits and giggles?

[DonkeysDontRideBicycles]

Oh. My. Goodness.

I hope you were suitably grateful!

[GoodDayToYou]

Oh, to be a fly on the staffroom wall in your DD's school!

I loved the bit about your husband thinking you made it! Cos that's what women do all day: go to felting workshops so that we can recreate our vulvas!

Please take a series of good photos now so you've got them for her wedding speeches. You might also want to get one of those 3-d frames so you can wall-mount it for all your guests to enjoy.

[LaContessaDiPlump]

I'm laughing on the bus like the social misfit that I am op - I hope you're proud!!

That is amazing