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What in dear god? (Lighthearted)

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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 12:47

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of. Wink

What in dear god? (Lighthearted)
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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 15:08

She told me very proudly "it's a nest" 😂
Oh to be young and innocent.
She's going to Skype Nana tonight and show it to her.... (I'll have to ring and warn her first)!

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LindyHemming · 07/04/2017 15:10

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FairyAnn · 07/04/2017 15:38

Oh god! I'm crying! Grin

MiddleClassProblem · 07/04/2017 16:06

TBF you could win the Turner Prize with that if you simply call it "Egg Holder".

RiversrunWoodville · 07/04/2017 16:49

"Did you make that?" Oh god I'm actually sore from laughing. Please update with Nanas reaction

AsdaNightmare101 · 07/04/2017 16:52

Oh no, it's blue waffle all over again...

LittleWingSoul · 07/04/2017 16:56

They've been learning about Ostara, the goddess of fertility...

Serialweightwatcher · 07/04/2017 17:04

You need to stick a chick in it before nana gets skyped Grin

Wiggleyfingers · 07/04/2017 17:06

The purple looks like infection. Phone GP immediately.

Hth Grin

laundryelf · 07/04/2017 17:10
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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 19:48

So, Skyped Nana ( age 78 ) call went..,..

mini pat "hiya Nana how are you"
Nana "hello lovie have you been doing anything nice"?
Mini pat "yes nana we finished for Easter today and I made this!"
(Holds muff like creation up to camera)
Nana "Oooo that's a lovely little nest"!

??!!!?? Maybe it's just us thenConfused

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CheshireChat · 07/04/2017 20:06

Sorry, but her Nana's reaction is ace, wonder what went through her head before she went with nest?

Mummyoflittledragon · 07/04/2017 20:19

When my friends ds was younger, she described her womb as a nest, where babies are made. So maybe not too far off the mark.....

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Patriciathestripper1 · 07/04/2017 20:50

Eye, Confused did you read the thread? It was my Dd Easter creation.

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TestingTestingWonTooFree · 07/04/2017 20:53

It's brilliant. I wonder what the other children made? Get on to the pta...

picklemepopcorn · 07/04/2017 21:52

Save it to wear on a hat at a women's march.

NickMyLipple · 07/04/2017 21:54

It's your very own yoni massage trainer!!!!

ollieplimsoles · 07/04/2017 21:58

An Easter Yoni !! Christ alive!

NickMyLipple · 07/04/2017 22:02

You could capitalise on this and get her to make festive yoni trainers, extra baggy yoni trainers, birthday yoni trainers (with glitter and sparkles)... now to think of a company name...!

RiversrunWoodville · 07/04/2017 22:02

Nana you are brilliant, reactions of steel!

memyselfandaye · 07/04/2017 22:05

I have a 6yr old, every picture he draws looks like a cock and balls.

This is the latest example, minus the balls, it's supposed to be a skull and crossbones

What in dear god? (Lighthearted)
brickinitIam · 07/04/2017 22:07

I'm impressed.
It's even got hair. 70's style.

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 07/04/2017 22:42

Wow, when DD brought home her Christmas card that looked exactly like Mr Hanky off South Park, I thought it was genius....

But that.... just.... wow.

Huldra · 07/04/2017 22:45
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