What in dear god? (Lighthearted)

[Patriciathestripper1]

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of.

[Patriciathestripper1]

She told me very proudly "it's a nest" 😂
Oh to be young and innocent.
She's going to Skype Nana tonight and show it to her.... (I'll have to ring and warn her first)!

[FairyAnn]

Oh god! I'm crying!

[MiddleClassProblem]

TBF you could win the Turner Prize with that if you simply call it "Egg Holder".

[RiversrunWoodville]

"Did you make that?" Oh god I'm actually sore from laughing. Please update with Nanas reaction

[AsdaNightmare101]

Oh no, it's blue waffle all over again...

[LittleWingSoul]

They've been learning about Ostara, the goddess of fertility...

[Serialweightwatcher]

You need to stick a chick in it before nana gets skyped

[Wiggleyfingers]

The purple looks like infection. Phone GP immediately.

Hth

[laundryelf]

[Patriciathestripper1]

So, Skyped Nana ( age 78 ) call went..,..

mini pat "hiya Nana how are you"
Nana "hello lovie have you been doing anything nice"?
Mini pat "yes nana we finished for Easter today and I made this!"
(Holds muff like creation up to camera)
Nana "Oooo that's a lovely little nest"!

??!!!?? Maybe it's just us then

[CheshireChat]

Sorry, but her Nana's reaction is ace, wonder what went through her head before she went with nest?

[Mummyoflittledragon]

When my friends ds was younger, she described her womb as a nest, where babies are made. So maybe not too far off the mark.....

[Patriciathestripper1]

Eye, did you read the thread? It was my Dd Easter creation.

[TestingTestingWonTooFree]

It's brilliant. I wonder what the other children made? Get on to the pta...

[picklemepopcorn]

Save it to wear on a hat at a women's march.

[NickMyLipple]

It's your very own yoni massage trainer!!!!

[ollieplimsoles]

An Easter Yoni !! Christ alive!

[NickMyLipple]

You could capitalise on this and get her to make festive yoni trainers, extra baggy yoni trainers, birthday yoni trainers (with glitter and sparkles)... now to think of a company name...!

[RiversrunWoodville]

Nana you are brilliant, reactions of steel!

[memyselfandaye]

I have a 6yr old, every picture he draws looks like a cock and balls.

This is the latest example, minus the balls, it's supposed to be a skull and crossbones

[brickinitIam]

I'm impressed.
It's even got hair. 70's style.

[JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff]

Wow, when DD brought home her Christmas card that looked exactly like Mr Hanky off South Park, I thought it was genius....


But that.... just.... wow.

[Huldra]