What in dear god? (Lighthearted)

[Patriciathestripper1]

Or should I hide it if people come round?
Dd brought her latest creation home for Easter (made it at school) she's 10 and very proud of it.
Thoughts please on what you think it could be..,,
I know what I first thought of.

mem 😂 We should frame them together!
Hahaha

Nana "Oooo that's a lovely little nest"!

??!!!?? Maybe it's just us then

Unless nana is on Mumsnet and saw it coming! 😂

I'm trying so hard to stifle my laughter that I've resorted to putting the duvet over my head whilst shaking and snorting! 😂

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, thank you so much OP! Every time I try to compose myself I just start laughing harder 💀

Dh just came in for lunch.... it was sat on the side he looked at it raised an eyebrow and looked at me and asked "did you make that" nodding towards the furry fanjo Lookalike

That actually made me snort with laughter. I also had to read the thread as couldn't work out where it was.

What not where!

That's brilliant. Gloria Easter-Fanny has made me laugh so loudly I've woken the dog up.

It is unique isn't it? But then they do say that no two are alike

So, neighbour popped in today for a coffee after mass.
Fuzzy foof on display on Welsh dresser in kitchen.
Neighbours eyes kept wandering towards said foof.
I nipped out to the loo and when I came back she had covered the felty foofiness with a napkin 😂

oh dear!

Nice vulva OP

Can I just warn people to NOT google "Blue Waffle"....

You said she came round after Mass conjured visions of the "nest" with a purificator or chalice veil on it rather than a mere napkin. Not that I imagine you'd have those kicking about the place, I'm just a bit over-tired & jumbling things together in my head. Whatever happens, don't let the priest see it. You might actually kill him. That, or you can really go for it & persuade your daughter to send it to the bishop with a wee note saying it was made at school...

Gah! "you saying" not "you said" - I did mention The Tired, right?

I thought it was a felted, bruised peach missing a slice!

I think a pee-d myself at this thread

RTFD and cannot believe no one has yet asked..
OP, how do you eat yours?

Hahahahaha easter Yoni!

...and TinyBarista has lowered the tone even more

tiny you are just naughty 😍

Maybe put some plastic flowers in ...

Then it'd be a real ladygarden, Olympia

Thanks for making my morning with this hilarious post. I'm going to be thinking of the Easter Yoni all day long.

I'm now itching to Google "blue waffle".

Dh had some mates round yesterday, when they had gone i caught him getting 'Gloria Easter fanny' out of the back if the cupboard and putting it back on the dresser! He looked quite guilty. 😂

You've all got dirty minds.

And so have I.

I'm now itching to Google "blue waffle"
Just don't - it's not even funny, it's just gross.

What the fuck is it supposed to be?!