A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

I know hoolie. Someone tweeted it to him, which is where I saw it.

Bet they're blocked now!

When Trump says "soft and sensual" does he mean this?

And (oh lord) Spicer says Trump's speech tomorrow will be "less of an agenda and more of a philosophical document".

Long and rambling it is then.

Apparently one of the Trumpsicle's spokespersons (a thankless task if ever there was one) has said that it's totally untrue that there will be no celebrities at the end of days ceremony inauguration! They will have three of the biggest celebrities! To whit: President Obama, the city of Washington DC and (but of course) the short-fingered vulgarian himself.

Uh huh. 😏

Another thing on that photo.

People are saying that the page is blank or imagining what's on it.

But... those pads have covers. Note that the cover is not pulled back.

I am sure he's writing on the cover, not even on a page.

Spudlet, you know you're not popular when you're so desperate for attendees that you have to count the city the event is taking place in as one!

I hear Mr and Mrs Clinton are also going. Do they count?

The Sun. You can't get a bigger star in our solar system.

Lord alive. Is that pic of Trumper posting as a woman???

It is something I have to erase from my brain that's for sure!

*posing!

Absolutely! And when the other two are a person who I'd imagine is legally required to be there and yourself... well we all know what that is, right?

SAD!

So the "reality" star is candidly posed at someone else's desk (the receptionist's?), fake writing a fake speech on an unopened pad.... yet is going to save America from the "phonies"?

He may not be writing "his speech", but simply "speech" on the cover. Which explains the concentrated look. Is it with ee, or ea? Is it ch or tch? Not easy.

Let's just hope he's not trying to spell "philosophical document" then. Number one tricky.

I like the pictures people have posted all over the internet of what they think is being drawn on that notepad. It includes
Vladimir Putin with his shirt off.
Vladimir Putin with his shirt off riding a bear.
Vladimir Putin's profile surrounded by a pink hear outline.
'Don's sspeach

Do add to the general hilarity Trump's pick for education was being interviewed by a panel of senators yesterday. In her view guns should be allowed in schools as 'schools out West' probably need a gun to fight off grizzly bears.

Apparently she is stuck somewhere in 1874.

I have to say... on twitter, the responses to that sat at desk speech photo tweet from him are absolutely hilarious! Everyone is drawing or writing on pads what they think is on his! Worth looking at for the laugh

I have looked.

Do you think he's writing it in green ink?

Some schools do need those guns. Their bears look angry.

Never mind Grizzly Bears, it's those bastard eagles you're got to watch! Hillary Stooges, the lot of them! Zoological.

I read somewhere that Trump doesn't have a pet.

This might explain it. :)

Also, Eric might have shot them.

The are going to be a lot of amazing guests at the great Trumpersaurus Extravaganza. We will have trees, paving slabs, some chairs, just loads of beautiful microphones, gazillions of microbes. I am really excited about the crowds of microbes. The microbes really love me and are just GREAT, GREAT single cell organisms!!!

I live in southern England, which is nearish the sea. I think DD should be allowed to have a harpoon at schools in case of shark attack.

Of course he has a pet. It sits on his head.

Is it a typo or us everyone talking about tiny penises?

Does he realise that his beloved 'o' hand gesture jeans 'bum hole' in certain parts of the world (and does he care anyway)?

I think he should allow protestors. To make up the crowds.

Or else he risks having more press than people.

Protesters, even.

I'm surprised he hasn't banned all the press. They will only write trash and Fake News!!!