A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

I've told you before, don't interrupt the Donald when he's colouring in.

It's not book though is it? It looks Iike a floor tile.

A wee squirt? That is fake, fake news!!!! Putin is immense, a huge Colossus of a man. And let me tell you, he is a manly man, who does manly things in a manly way!!!

Elaborate please?

He wrestles bears and can shoot lasers from his eyes. True facts! And he's really 7'6", but the Western fake news manipulate images of him to make him seem shorter.

I will bring peace. The best peace. as long as the rest of the world acts exactly how I want it to act. And the biggest, bestest military parades with the most bootiful flags and the bestest marching!!! Viscous.

I thought he was a wee squirt?

THAT IS FAKE NEWS, BIGLY FAKE NEWS WHAT ARE YOU A NAZI FAKER....

Oh, The Donald thought you meant...

Putin is a big man, sensual man, all the celebrities love him and the dress shops have sold out, beautiful. Ahem.

FANTASM.

I cannot wait for tomorrow! It's going to be beautiful! Tremendous! Trump will make the beautiful 'o' sign with his terrific tiny hands to signal that he is a beautiful honest manly strong man who is not FAKE! It will be terrific! The best! America will be great! Anyone who thinks otherwise is a big faking FAKE! This thread has been tremendous, you've all been beautiful! Giblets!

I've told you before, don't interrupt the Donald when he's colouring in😂

Thank you for this glorious thread!!

This is such a humbling thread.

I'm so grateful to all of you for reminding me once again how glorious and tremendously beautiful opportunity it is to read it and to learn from the best and the greatly wonderful.

FAKE NEWS, people!
mic.com/articles/165917/twitter-is-dragging-donald-trump-for-his-ridiculous-inauguration-post#.DP32HG9YB
Wobbly.

One particularly savvy user discovered that the surface Trump was writing on did not even appear to be his own desk.

What is that woman doing at Trump's desk????

It seems he has written his own speech.

Trump Bingo IS ON!!!

Yahooo! He's writing it himself!

Apparently, he doesn't want it to be long because he doesn't want people to be stood outside in the cold. Hahahahahaha.

What a shame he isn't going for bigly. Especially reading this about one inaugaration speech.

"At more than 8,000 words, the address of distinguished military vet William Henry Harrison was and still is the longest in inaugural history by a comfortable margin. It took two hours to deliver in a snowstorm, boring the crowd and possibly even killing Harrison, who wore no overcoat and contracted pneumonia soon after. He ended his address on this note and died a month into office"

(Disclaimer, I don't wish anyone to die, just to be a bit incapacitated perhaps and have to give up the Presidency )

While Trump is POTUS all pens will be tiny. Normal sized pens will be banned!!!!

Yes!!!!! A whole country made for me. I'm going to apply for a visa RIGHT NOW!!!! It's going to be magnificent, no longer will my tiny kitten hands be dwarfed by unfair pens.

Is it me or does he look like he's sitting in a drained swimming pool?

Prepare to be:
(a) very drunk (drink bingo)
(b) very sick (chocolate bingo)
(c) very nauseous (it's Trump)

☝🏻

While Trump is POTUS all pens will be tiny. Normal sized pens will be banned!!!!

I think the opposite, actually.

All pens will be HUGE, so that people's hands will look tiny.
Excep pens used by Trump (and made in Chi-na), which will be tiny to make his hands look huge.

This thread is the best I've ever seen! I'm laughing my head off here - thank you all. Only one thing - please stop mentioning soft & sensual in the same sentence as his name, it's making me a bit nauseous & giving me a mental picture that could scar me for life - uurrrrggghhhh!

Ooooo, lweji that is evil genius. I bet Putin gave him the idea.

I am sooo excited he is writing his own speech from some random woman's desk. I am going to have to buy a lot of chocolate to keep up with the Trumpathon Bingo Parade. My hope that it will involve a sensous song and dance routine is now also raised. This is going to be the best, bestest, best most beautiful, sensual speech ever made!!! Oranges!!!

Roussette that cartoon is genius. I can imagine the actual swearing in taking 2 hours as he keeps trying to pad it out with 'beautiful really beautiful' and rambling on about how great he is.

All pens will be HUGE, so that people's hands will look tiny.
Excep pens used by Trump (and made in Chi-na), which will be tiny to make his hands look huge

You have really though this through Lweji! I commend you. Beautiful!

(Also burst out laughing when I read it!)

I have to admit to googling 'does trump use small pens'. Top tip from me. Don't. There's a lot about his micro penis as it couldn't cope with pens. Only penis.