A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

Do you really believe Russia would set up a honey trap for a man of the world who's used to have a go at any walking vagina

I'd be disappointed in them if they didn't.

Less than 48 hours to go until soft and sensual. I wonder how many of his FB invitees will turn up.

Scientists have discovered a new moth with golden hair and a tiny penis. They've named it after Trump

This is from those over-rated scientists who I don't respect but this moth is a beautiful creature (apparently this is true):

www.google.co.uk/amp/www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-moth-discovery-troll-twitter-science-tiny-genitals-7532761%3Famp?client=safari

I know it's not the done thing but I'm well lol-ing at this thread - you are the best, best people. Totally amazing
people, really great team.

Watching Obama give his press conference. It's very different to Trump's. I wish Obama would channel Trump in his answers.

This picture he tweeted is asking for a caption.

Caption: See, I can write!! I'm not a complete chucklehead. I have beautiful handwriting, just beautiful. Great!!!!

originalmavis

Maybe that's what Putin has on him. Filmed in the hotel eating a whole live rat.

I've checked. The moth story is true. At least it has been published in an actual scientific journal.

But Trump won't like it. It only has an impact factor of 0.938. Not good enough.
The journal will get a record number of hits, I bet.

But Trump won't like it. It only has an impact factor of 0.938

Genuine lols here. Well played, Lweji.

"You're going on The List...."

Are we sure that picture isn't the new Madame Tussaud's waxwork of the Trumper? He looks errrrr... very waxy.

Caption -
"The most beautiful elegant thing ever. We shall over comb tomorrow"

I suspect he was writing in invisible ink. The same his documents to transfer his business to his sons were written with.

Has anyone noticed that eagle at the side?

Remember this?

I hope it's not the same. The one on the photo looks dead.

illegitimateMortificadospawn

Unless he thinks 1 is the maximum impact factor.

Caption:

Do these tiles look Mexican? I used them to build a wall. A tremendous wall, a beautiful wall.

It's not paper and pen - it's his new digitally secure, analogue twitter account. I'd like to see Chi-na hack that!

Look at how he's curling his paper up like ones of those annoying little brats at school who are afraid someone might copy their work 😂 Don't worry, no one wants to see what you're writing Donald. I'm sure it's just beautiful. Beautiful.

Oh didn't see earlier post, ignore this 😚😚

Is that an extra tiny pen?

I thought the tiles looked, gasp, islamic.

I want you to know that this an amazing thread, tremendous. MN has the best threads.

But this is a FAKE article!! FAKE!!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/17/the-trump-bump-when-a-diss-from-donald-is-good-for-business?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Is he sitting in a bathroom?
Those tiles are beautiful, just beautiful. The best

I thought the tiles looked, gasp, islamic.

Spooky. I had exactly the same thought.

OK, new caption:
"So, if I do my 100 lines [I must not Tweet state secrets, I must not Tweet state secrets...] you'll let me out of this nasty FAKE muslim bathroom?"

Great thread, great. You are all my very good friends very good .... tremendous spirit for Mr Trump. Terrific.

This is not Trump. But it does look similar...