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To ask how you maintain your lady garden?

120 replies

BigBadWolves · 10/01/2017 21:13

I've never had a wax down there ( I think I'd be totally mortified) but like to keep the undercarriage smooth. The flipping hair grows back so quickly though! Anyone have any tips for keeping things spick and span without a contorted shaving session every morning?

Thanks in advance Grin

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Proseccohoho · 10/01/2017 21:20

Used to have wax but now just shave every couple of days, quick & easy!

laureywilliams · 10/01/2017 21:23

Every May I have a go at it with a rusty bic. Should I be making more effort?
Smile

booitsme · 10/01/2017 21:25

Spat my drink out laureywilliams. 😂

Whoamicosichangedmynameagain · 10/01/2017 21:25

I wax it myselfShock

IAmAPaleontologist · 10/01/2017 21:27

I don't.

chipscheesentomatosauce · 10/01/2017 21:28

Jeez, I thought I was hard because I wax my own pits.

Whoamicosichangedmynameagain · 10/01/2017 21:29

Is that because you are a paleontologist?

Bellabelloo · 10/01/2017 21:29

I had laser hair removal into a neat Brazilian 9 years ago. Best thing ever!

BigBadWolves · 10/01/2017 21:29

If a rusty bic makes you happy 😂

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NoArmaniNoPunani · 10/01/2017 21:30

Full Hollywood wax

ClaryIsTheBest · 10/01/2017 21:30

Wax and scissors.

But the lady garden down there isn't eradicated completely. Just trimmed and waxed so there are no bikini peeks etc...

Maxwellthecat · 10/01/2017 21:30

Truthfully?? I have a beard trimmer Blush

BigBadWolves · 10/01/2017 21:31

Is laser hair removal painful/expensive/embarassing?

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Stingray2008 · 10/01/2017 21:31

Used to shave every day but got bored and now need a hedge trimmer to sort out the forest.

chipscheesentomatosauce · 10/01/2017 21:31

Laser hair removal is in my top 5 lottery win purchases.

ClaryIsTheBest · 10/01/2017 21:31

But my armpit and leg hairs get ripped out. I actually don't really have armpit hair anymore... just lonely little stragglers that try to grow every once in a while.

Only1scoop · 10/01/2017 21:32

I have wax been having it done years so hardly grows back anymore. Around every 6 weeks

lapsedorienteerer · 10/01/2017 21:32

Hmm.....I don't (unless going on holiday/swimming).

steff13 · 10/01/2017 21:33

I either get a Brazilian wax or do nothing at all. I love how it feels after it's waxed, though.

ManaFleet · 10/01/2017 21:33

I go for a wax tidy up once a month and trim with scissors myself. Easy peasy and relatively painless.

I have had a couple of rather scary experiences though...

Whoamicosichangedmynameagain · 10/01/2017 21:34

There comes a point as a 'lady' ages when topiary and trimming turns into landscape management. This was when the pain of waxing was worth it so I could wear knee length shorts (only a slight exaggeration).

BigBadWolves · 10/01/2017 21:35

The girl who does my eyebrows went to school with me and I can't reconcile popping my bits out in front of her Blush

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ememem84 · 10/01/2017 21:36

Wax every month/6 weeks.

user1471496670 · 10/01/2017 21:36

I don't! Once a year I use some hair removal cream for holiday.

SoDownSoGone · 10/01/2017 21:38

Laser hair grows back. how does the cream removal feel? I have a LOT of hair.