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Donald Trump came over my feet ...

94 replies

Laiste · 22/11/2016 17:33

AND all over my painting gear last night. Ew!

I mean WTF?! Hmm :( Envy < (sick) It was repulsive. I've felt out of sorts about it all day.

Why do we have bloody weird unwanted sexual dreams about randoms? And who else wants to share please? Make me feel better Grin

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ElectricMelon · 22/11/2016 17:40

I have them all the time.

The worst one was a few years ago and it involved Susan Boyle doing unspeakbale things to me Blush.

The next day I told my mum about it and when I got home from work my bedroom was covered in print outs of Susan and she had written 'Electric loves Susan' everywhere Grin

gleam · 22/11/2016 17:41

GrinGrin

LittleLionMansMummy · 22/11/2016 17:45

Fuck me. That is categorically not a dream, that is a nightmare of the highest order. You must be so traumatised you poor thing. Flowers

Andrewofgg · 22/11/2016 17:56

Is there a support group for people like you?

Grin
Only1scoop · 22/11/2016 17:57

That's a night terror
Surely....

Only1scoop · 22/11/2016 17:58

Once had one about
Jim Royal Blush

Only1scoop · 22/11/2016 18:00

Wasn't as graphic as yours Though Op ....phew small mercies.
We just humped a bit and he was on top. Over very quickly unlike the memory....

GreatFuckability · 22/11/2016 18:02

I once had a highly disturbing dream about ken AND Diedre Barlow.

It still makes me shudder.

Laiste · 22/11/2016 18:08

Grin These are great.

and thank you for the Flowers

It's good to hear i'm not alone.

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RubbishMantra · 22/11/2016 18:09

Yikes, that sounds terrifying!

I can't compete, but a woman I worked with had a sexy dream about Rolf Harriss. Before his crimes had come to light.

Oh, here's one of mine. I dreamt I was getting sexy with ddDH. Who transformed in front of my very eyes into his father, (incidentally a Donald Trump type) who was extremely critical of my sexual performance. Bleurgh.

Mynestisfullofempty · 22/11/2016 18:14

"Oh, here's one of mine. I dreamt I was getting sexy with ddDH."

Is ddDH your daughter's husband? Shock

RubbishMantra · 22/11/2016 18:20

Nooo! dd stood for dearly departed, as not alive anymore. DH was alive at the time.

RubbishMantra · 22/11/2016 18:22

...at the time of the dream. I found future gatherings with the in-laws most disturbing.

Thattimeofyearagain · 22/11/2016 18:23

Simon Cowell < vomitts at memory >

Sybys · 22/11/2016 18:24

Uhoh, I expect the OP will be on the end of a libel lawsuit from Mr Trump very shortly.

He only appears in the best dreams.

ShelaghTurner · 22/11/2016 18:24

Fucking hell OP. Serious counselling needed after a dream like that.

BishopBrennansArse · 22/11/2016 18:28

I'm envisaging a scene like the abscess drain in Victor Frankenstein. Ewwwww.

SaucyJack · 22/11/2016 18:29

It takes a LOT to offend me, but I think having a moistening dream about Susan Boyle might have crossed the line.

VittysCardigan · 22/11/2016 18:31

He only appears in the best dreams.

Grin Grin Grin

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 22/11/2016 18:33

I'm still heaving at the thought of a sex dream I had involving Status Quo guys. It was 10 years ago!!!!

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 22/11/2016 18:35

I posted about my own in Chat! Grin

I had a dream about my boss, and he was filth. I was severely distracted when we spoke on the phone this afternoon Blush

Quite enjoying re-running it in my head though.....Blush

RubbishMantra · 22/11/2016 18:37

Did they give you "whatever you want" though, PetisPois? Grin

MadJeffBarn · 22/11/2016 18:48

I had a weird dream about the short one in the Horrible Histories TV series (can't remember his name) he was showing me round some Roman baths, we got in, things started getting heavy.. then he unscrewed his penis to use it as a vibrator:S

ArmySal · 22/11/2016 18:57

Why did he come on your feet? Confused

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 22/11/2016 19:05

RubbishMantra Grin oh they certainly did!

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