Donald Trump came over my feet ...

[Laiste]

AND all over my painting gear last night. Ew!

I mean WTF?! :( < (sick) It was repulsive. I've felt out of sorts about it all day.

Why do we have bloody weird unwanted sexual dreams about randoms? And who else wants to share please? Make me feel better

Fucking hell. Susan Boyle beats my Peggy Mitchell.

Watch a film starring whatever actor you have a crush on right before you go to sleep, and hopefully it'll make you dream of that person, and exorcise the Donald.

ArmySal in the dream he was who he is, if you know what i mean, and trying to use his new found status to bully me into sex, waving his horrible over-sized long pale hard on at me. I was sitting in front of him in a wooden chair politely trying to rebuff him (like you do) and he just ... fiddled with himself until he came aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhh. And it went on my feet and on my painting stuff

I actually think the Susan Boil beats everything on the thread hands down so far

Noddy Holder. Incredibly passionate, then he told me he was going to go back to his wife, Linda (I have no idea if he has a wife called Linda). I was devastated and woke up crying hysterically, to the point that my ears were all filled u

Strange posted on it's own!

My ears filled up with tears. Dh has mocked me ever since about my passionate affair with Noddy.

Billy Oddie

It's neck and neck between noddy and susan i'd say.

I now feel so much better about my Chris Moyles shower sex dream (he was very very good!). Donald Trump... it just doesn't get worse than that.

Nothing is worse than Chris Moyle's in a shower - sorry.

And I include the tender lovin' of Susan Boyle and Noddy Holder in that.

''Oh Noddy how could you go back to Linda.....after all we've been through....I LUV YOW NODDY!!!''

What a vulgar bastard

I, on the other hand have had President Obama 6 ways from Wednesday

Laiste have you got RL people to help you through this?

Noddy Holder??!! I'm in hysterics
Feeling slightly nauseous at Susan Boyle though!

I have Rolling, many thanks for your concern my lovely. It was the first thing i said to DH when we got up this morning: Listen To This DREAM!

jeremy kyle

If MrLaiste comes in one evening, all strawberry blonde comboover and Heinz 57 spray tan, you have no-one to blame but yourself...

What happens in Trump tower, stays in Trump tower

I had a dissapointing sex dream with a super fit friend was flat sex.
Also had a dream about meeting Ed sheeren at a bus stop, why didn't I have sex with him..

James Corden. My parents' conservatory. I was the top. Couldn't eat breakfast after that one.

The. Mark Strong and Christina Hendricks one though...rrrrrrrrr.

So. Did donald have a good come face? To be fair, that face of his looks like he's permanently on the vinegar strokes.

I dreamt once I had sex with someone who had 100 willies. It was weird. I think I might have been in a drought.

Ed Sheeran!!!

Wtf! I'd rather be clinging onto Noddy Holder's sideburns than having dream sex with Ed Sheeran!

Ed Balls- for me- Monday night
He was dressed in a sickly lemon suit and looked too pleased with himself.
It felt so real, I kept thinking Yvette was going to walk in and catch us- then the phone rang- thank GOD!!!! actually really ashamed!

Michael Flatley. He was wearing a peach satin loincloth

"TheRollingCrone

I, on the other hand have had President Obama 6 ways from Wednesday

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Someone so delectable has no place on this thread...

HazeyJane, I'm about to go to sleep, and have a horrible image of Noddy Holder shouting, "iiiitss CO-OMIIING!" .