Donald Trump came over my feet ...

[Laiste]

AND all over my painting gear last night. Ew!

I mean WTF?! :( < (sick) It was repulsive. I've felt out of sorts about it all day.

Why do we have bloody weird unwanted sexual dreams about randoms? And who else wants to share please? Make me feel better

George Osborne. I know he's pasty and evil and unattractive, by the way.

I have terriable nightmares.

On two seperate occassion iv dreamt i was sexually assulated by animals.

First was a dolphine.. second a camel.

Both dreams where very vivid and horrable but you got to laugh or youd cry right.
I also dream that my dp is cheating, killing me.. plotting... in the 2 years we been together never had one nice dream about him.

Clopysow

Vladimer Putin

All i remember is he was very supple, exceptionally imaginative and it made the karma sutra and 50 shades of grey look like a church pamphlet.

I woke up tireder than when i went to bed and i wish i could remember enough to write a book.

I had a very disturbing dream about Russell Grant. He had a rotating orange penis and glitter came out of it.

I'm crying with laughter over this thread...but explaining to my 6 yo what I'm laughing at is tricky.

My own dad He wasn't my dad in my dream but looked like him IYSWIM?

Woody Allen.

Actually most sex dreams I have are about my husband. We have quite a vanilla sex life (which I'm more than happy with) but in my dreams we do filthy stuff and I'm loving it I wonder what it all means.

Also on the occasions I dream about other men (or women) I always feel terribly guilty when I wake up, as if I've really been unfaithful (though I never have in RL). Does anyone else get that?

Loving this thread It was almost worth having the dream for. I feel a lot better today. Seriously it put me out of sorts yesterday.

Rolling

''ClopySow - So. Did donald have a good come face?'' - well ... he was very serious and officious through the whole thing with that sideways cats bum face on throughout. It was all very 'real' the way some dreams are. I did glance up. You know i think he started out in a suit but i remember now that the willy was pointing out through some strips of white floaty skirt by the end

And yes honey! I did feel oddly guilty and sullied yesterday

Most sex dreams I have are about men I know IRL & tend to be pretty kinky, which can be embarrassing - only for me though - they don't know what they've been doing to me in the night!

I didn't always have such good sex dream taste...

I give you Bobby Ball

Russell grants rotating orange glitter penis made me laugh a lot.

As did sideways cats bum face

Continuing the US presidential theme, I once had a sex dream about George W. Bush. I find him physically unappealing (and his politics reprehensible) so God knows what my unconscious mind was thinking.

"I know spunk, I have the best spunk.
I don't mean to be bragadocious, but I can come over a lady's feet times a thousand. They like that."

That was actually said. You know he said that.

Ewwwww!

Laiste if you are American did you vote for him
you would now right?!

I've dream fucked David Cameron

honeylulu yes I had major guilt and dissapointent when I had sex dream about my super hot friend.

He briefly dated my other friend so I felt like I betrayed her in my dreams!
Dissapointed as wished I would have at least enjoyed it.

Have had great public sex dreams with my previous dbf at a train station.

Pablo that's a no i'm not, and gosh no i wouldn't have voted for him if i was!

Laiste - 'white floaty skirt strips by the end'

Have just done a huge barking laugh with a massive snort at the end. Am in a cafe full of strange locals. I am now a strange local too.

Welll....

I dreamt the Donald went down on me, a couple of weeks back

I thought about starting a thread back then but thought better of it.

Shame on you OP!

I dreamt about Ed Balls, before he was on Strictly being all amusing, back when he was the minister for education and I properly hated him.

It put me right out of sorts. Why would my brain not choose someone like Brian Cox or that very nice Neil Oliver who does the history programmes? Those dreams I could enjoy - but Ed Balls ?

(He was surprisingly good, btw. I think that made it worse.)

I give you Boris Johnson