Donald Trump came over my feet ...

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AND all over my painting gear last night. Ew!

I mean WTF?! :( < (sick) It was repulsive. I've felt out of sorts about it all day.

Why do we have bloody weird unwanted sexual dreams about randoms? And who else wants to share please? Make me feel better

musicposy that's the worst of of it isn't it?

The best sex of my life, turns out to be a shagmare with Bobbi Ball.

We are all obviously very damaged people

I'll always have Barack though

shagmare

RollingCrone I am cracked up over shagmare with Bobbi Ball!

This thread is brilliant!!! I don't have any good ones to add, but enjoying reading everyone else's.

Aww c'mon Geordiegirl fess up, If I can admit to Bobbi Ball

It can't be worse unless you mention The Krankies-

The best sex of my life, turns out to be a shagmare with Bobbi Ball

Don't be so negative, you're not dead yet!

sooo glad nobody has done tony blair

Blue It will be Goodnight Vienna If Bobbi ever invades me again

I started a thread like this one a couple of months ago after I had a dream about Noel Edmonds. He was following me around a room wanking his cock and wearing nothing but a snazzy jumper.

I'm still in therapy.

This is amazing

Noel Coward has finished me off!

Sorry, Noel Edmonds

Noel Coward has finished me off!

Wins the thread

I bet Noel Coward finished you off.

Dirty girl.

At home bored senseless, kids are ill, this cheered me up. Lol

Did have a kinky dream about Warren Gatland after Wales lost. WTF!? Shame

Thank you all for your selfless sex dreaming. Genuine chortling here :D

I actually had a childhood crush on the permed haired Bobby Ball.

My previous crush was Ernie, and I wanted to kill Bert for undermining his self esteem. Twas the only reason I watched Sesame Street, to catch a glimpse of Ernie...

Horatio from CSI:Miami.
In a car and a house.
I kinda fell for him after that.
I was 20 at the time

Wales' First Minister Carwyn Jones and he was flouncing around, being far more camp than he is irl...