To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Where is toad with the obligatory picture of scones?

Dunno I was waiting for a scone memes with Cornish clotted cream and my Grans jam

I'm sure it won't be long.

Here we are

Shoppinggg

Also this

Aaaand

I say scowns

I'm amused it's taken 6 pages to go from sex with pasties all the way to....scones.

There's a cow sound in the middle of it?

Yum !
Im off out now, see ya later 😘

We're a great mix of the dirty and the wholesome here, BMacklin.

Before you go, Portia, I would just like to point out that those scones in your photo have the cream on first, contrary to your earlier advice on the matter.

Ow!!! What was that for? just telling the truth

I did that on porpoise

I see! don't believe a word of it.

. I picked the first one I came to because I'm in a rush

Funny you should be talking of scones, my husband had his first ever cream tea last weekend. He's 39. Parents clearly dragged him up. And his wife is clearly rubbish to have only just rectified this.

Knew it!

Sorry, that was to Portia's scone confession.

Scone has a magic 'e' on the end so it's a long 'o'.

Well, that's one essential thing rectified now, BMacklin. Better late than never!

I smacked you cause of the cow sound comment

Being - but so does "done". Why does the magic e lose its sorcery here? And why is it u instead of o?

Answer - Because it is English we are attempting to pronounce and the "rules" are flung off with gay abandon!