To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Helloooooo
We have been sconing jamming and creaming then went beaching amongst other things.
I couldn't find you lot but obvs did after searching. aibu

There was a link! I posted it all proper.

Portia - Since your family are obviously scone experts, could you enlighten us on the great MN scone controversy - namely, does the cream go on first or the jam? Please note I am talking about scones!

Jam jam always jam

Cream is a topping. You don't put the cream in the bowl and then add the cake!

Cornish clotted cream obvs.
A touch of Dublin is ok though

Ah, hang on - there's a Cornish cream tea and a Devon cream tea and one is cream on first and t'other is jam. Yours must be the Cornish one.

But how do you pronounce them?

Yes I was born in a wheal

Personally, I always put the cream on first. but that's another thread

Scons is the Porth pronunciation

Oh, that's a very controversial question too, Average.

But everyone knows it's scone to rhyme with "gone"

Right, just got to dash to Morrisons

For scones?

Going off on a tangent, dd has text and is all excited because Kaiser Chiefs are at boardmasters tonight. I predict a riot

(Whispers: scons)

Good to see we're all in agreement on this crucial issue!

We are going to dinner tonight at a very naice place but later on Aidy is filming at ........ Cove

portia. You'd better be joking! Am trapped in flat with DS!

I am going to be alone later on about 9.30 ish but still have some b!ue gin left.

That will be a consolation.

Good to see we're all in agreement on this crucial issue!*

Sorry but I'm not. Everyone I know calls them scone as in S-Cone.

A traitor in our midst.

Ah but depends where you come from because down here we say scons