To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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I'm a Virgo toad....

Vested interest, it's my bedding on the line.......I want clean sheets tonight as I am planning a long bath and sleep.......

My house is a tip!

So is mine and I have much less reason. It's only me and DH and dog here. Toads don't like housework. Jess would join us in that.

Dh working away till Friday, DS 1 is over the park, DS 2 is watching CBeebies and Dd is stomping in a nappy and her red shoes.......

Aw DD sounds so cute and feisty in her red shoes.

I found a glass of wine in the fridge and am watching the washing dry

Your fridge is a lot more interesting than mine then. I have vegetables that will have to be thrown if I don't cook something with them soon and some cheese slices!

Another Virgo for the list, Better!

I had a Manky luncheon meat sandwich......

I want clean sheets tonight as I am planning a long bath and sleep.......

Remember to get out of the bath before your sleep.

MrsTP is good at tucking us in at night. She's lovely.

Excellant, seems I've fund my mN home!

Found even.....

I'm home. Boss made a rather 'goady' remark about my iPad being open to MN. I told her I was asking about de scaling kettles. She gave me a . She luurrrrves me, though, she's let me bring DS on jobs so it's mutual 😍. Have just got in and DS has immediately emptied Lego onto floor so..... welcome, Gowgirl and I feel your pain! Sup that wine. And is it just me who finds the 'Show me, show me' guy rather attractive (though I suspect he doesn't bat for my team)? Also Mr Bloom. But not Justin. Unless he's in Lord Tumble mode and getting all Mr Darcy....

I get the mr bloom thing!
The three yr led wants my I pad to play plants v zombies little sod he also is starting to whine a bit.....

Welcome to the thread, Gowgirl! We're suddenly getting busy!

You are our fourth Virgo! There is definitely a preponderance of four star signs on here: of those declared, 4 are Virgos, 3 are Scorpios, 3 are Leo's and 3 are Librans! There is also a sole Pisces (pun for once unintended!)

Spooky or what? I remain convinced that we are gathered here for a Purpose! (Yet to be revealed )

Luckily the awful doctor programme just started, 15 mins peace yay

I like Mr Bloom!

I'll see your luncheon meat sarnie Now and raise you manky "sausage" in the shape of a bear.
Have just google imaged it and you have it in the UK now. Tesco teddy bear sausage.
Smell makes me gag but the kids will eat it. Tis like billy bear sausage. We also have the same stuff in the shape of a mouse.
And cheese in the shape of an elephant, mouse or star but my cheese-avoiding DC aren't falling for that.

Portia Poldark Update
Have collected one stinky dd + bf from station. Apparently Boardsmasters was totes awesome but James Bay is simply a prat for wearing that hat and whingeging about the bleedin river. Chase and Status were great and all the DJ sets were ooth!
Dispatched dds bf back to his Mum who took one look and said Jesus get in the bath. Dd has bunged up the plughole with 4 days of festival dirt and is now asleep.
AT called and will be up for dinner ( quick call to the Chinese) and I am doing some work😎
Hope you're all having a nice day and welcome to new friends.
Be back later as you can see I have work to do.

Mr bloom is lovley, but I really dislike Justin, tellytubbies, Iglesias piggle etc.....
When they get bigger Steve backshaw steps in

^Gow bloody autocorrect

better. When will our purpose be revealed?! Are we a coven?

gowgirl Mr Bloom has a very pretty but slightly sad face that makes me want to 'make it all better' for him.

toad. I always find it rather than ironic that when I get paid to clean, I'm happy to do it, but in my own home....nuh huh. My boss has never been in my flat and I'm rather glad. I can see Mr Sugar's finger pointing at me right now....

I'm STILL WITHOUT A SEAT ON THE TRAIN AND THIS FUCKING BITCH IN A WHEELCHAIR IS GIVING US LOOKSLOOKS AS IF WE SHOULD MOVE - IT ISN'T MY FAILT THAT THERE ARE THREE BUGGIES IN FRONT OF ME AND ONE BEHIND ME

Yes, I think coven sums us up nicely, Jess.

portia. I'm his new chambermaid. And I'm 'voluptuous'....

Our purpose is yet to be revealed and may take several more threads.

Yes, wheelchair users should always be the priority, but if literally there is no standing space it's not my fault!

And some fucker gave a space to their dog

Where are you headed AGF I never go further than Plymouth, me.

Ooh I say. Does his pillow smell of mrspoldark? Are you Mrs Poldark Portia?
I only know him from Being Human, series one, when it was good. He was great in that.
They spent ages saying he might take over from Daniel Craig but he's signed up for >Poldark, hasn't he, that puts the kibosh on the Bond rumour.