To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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We're here!!! Glorious sunshine, lovely and warm and I have my shades on

Mummy toad will cry slimy tears

Yes, I'm very worried about you AGL

We're here!!! Glorious sunshine, lovely and warm and I have my shades on

Hooray! I was going to keep posting 'are you there yet, are you there yet' to annoy you fill up thread space!

Ah, all's well that ends well!

Vanilla thanks for lucky shamrock. I think I'm going to need it.

Jess it does suck renting. I've decided I need to win the lottery.

Wanders in...
Takes a look around...
Wonders what's going on...
Wanders back out...

You don't HAVE to be crazy....

Springs to mind.....

Red. Come back! We need your star sign! And whatever nonsense you feel like contributing!

Ruby my entire life plan is based upon winning the lottery. I just wish it would hurry the fuck up.

Do you think the speed these threads fill up is off putting?

Good Day all

Hello to Kimmy and Gow

Saul - Mr D is a Cancer

Toad - hello, welcome back - I did laugh at being described as classy. Mr D would be amused at that

Jet - lol I'm not a librarian but my DD wants to be one!

Port is - glad you're ok.

AGL - sorry about your horrible journey. British trains are rubbish

I've been cleaning Pemberley today. Can't seem to find any staff so hey ho. DD (19, student) and DS (14) not impressed at having to lend a hand. Bedding out on the line - lovely fresh sheets for me tonight!

RedOnHerHedd come back!!! I know this thread makes no sense and no-one ever responds to it, but the thread can be whatever you want it to be....!!!!

Do you think the speed these threads fill up is off putting?

You mean the fact they never fill up because no-one ever responds?

Jess yes I flipped upside down I won gold for the 69 ers at Rio last week

So Louise Redknapp is on Strictly. Quite like her. She should have won GBBO, her showstopper was better than Geri's.
Hello classy Eliza have you read Eligible (Curtis Sittenfeld) or did you want to set fire to it?
Hope you enjoy Llandudno AGL it's great (orme)

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MissEliza Did you know that coincidentally, Jess is a chambermaid? (See her earlier posts today.) I wouldn't let anywhere near Pemberley though. You have standards to maintain.

Portia, he looks shattered, poor lad.

Good afternoon, Miss Eliza, your ladyship (curtsies and gives filthy sidelong glance at Mr D) Is there anything you need me to do in your chambers, ma'am? (another filthy glance)

See toad, I'm learning!

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See toad, I'm learning!

Practice makes perfect :)

AGL Good to see you smiling again, son.

better I'll 'ave you know, I'm a bloody good scrubber and aive got standards to maintain! (Flounces off while making sure Mr D catches a good eyeful of my not so inconsiderable cleavage - hell, maybe I'll even spit so that he knows what a little firefly I am)