To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

🙋🙌👍👐🎂🎉🎊🐰🐸🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹☕🍵🍦🍰🌞🌝

There are some posters on this thread still to declare, though.

Come on, you Librans! Your thread needs you! (Pointy finger thing - I need Jet/Toad for a meme).

Did you notice that, Toad? I put Jet's name first. Because you were the Queen of Meme, now you are unseen and it makes me want to scream (think Vanilla could have done the rhyming a little better)

jet i love that meme I really am like that

OK toad has been mia for 24hrs. Do we need to send out a search party?

There was a toad who went AWOL
We think she may have had a fall
She has not come back here at all
Get back here, toad - heed our call!

PS Hope you're not averse to verse.

better not bad, not bad at all..... please can we do a AIBU but we've lost out toad?

'Our' toad. I hate my iPad.

please can we do a AIBU but we've lost out toad?

Don't forget - and we need to know her star sign.

I think we should continue to woo her with verse. Ahem,

One day a toad went to the loo
She left her pals ( a motley crew)
Gone to look for pastures new?
Where she is, we have no clue!

I'm a Pisces and was born in the year of the tiger :)

We also have to discover Miss Eliza's star sign. Have we got Being's?

Ah, our first Pisces!

AGL Yay, fellow tiger! Rooooaaaaarrrrrr!

My money's on MissEliza being another Virgo. I reckon all Austen's ladies were Virgos.

There's a lot of coincidences appearing on this thread...

Could it be a sign of ... The Apocalypse? yes, you'd all forgotten, hadn't you?

I reckon being is another Scorp.

Agree, Jess - Darcy wouldn't have it otherwise. He's one too.

Could be, could be...

I dunno; I see Darcy as more of a Taurus. Any way of finding out?

We can ask MissEliza when she gets back. She'll know.

Friends Im having to go to penzance a e asthma is bad inhaler not working hope to be back later on.

portia I have asthma too; you ok? Maybe a chest infection?

Phoned mum duff inhaler i think

i blame that AT. It was only a matter of time.