To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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But but if the woman didn't eat why would the cutlery be dirty and why is she alive?

What does that mean for MrsTP and me? I hope you wouldn't suggest that being a scorpion is in any way undesirable?

That question was addressed to Jess, by the way, with her icons of pretty ladies and the like.

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He's gorgeous I lurve him

I spent many a teenage year feeling disproportionately jealous of my sis (Aquarious) who always got a pic in Just Seventeen of a pretty lady with a water jug. Likewise, Virgo. The rest of us got animals, fish, crustaceans or bloody kitchen scales. Doesn't seem fair. Might write to my MP.

portia yes, I saw that thread and was equally 'huh'?

Well, it's been a while since we saw a photo of Aid, Portia! At least a page or so. Such restraint!

I suppose it would be worse for us crustaceans if we were in the kitchen scales.

Pretty lady, big tits. It has been the bane of my life.

better Mwah ha ha! Come closer, my little friend!

What about Chinese horoscopes? I'm a tiger, hear me roooooaaaar....

dirty mind, clean house

That's a Virgo trait? I didn't know that.

posh sign and pretty lady
Well despite being a single Mom on benefits I did get called middle class a few weeks ago. Oh boy did I laugh. Pretty Lady not sure - I think I'm too fat to count as pretty.

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vanilla poor you

I've found being covered in scales with a lethal sting no disadvantage either, Vanilla.

Obvs I am going to be busy but will pop on when I can
Latrez 😜

And being a weighing machine is just.....great.

What about Chinese horoscopes? I'm a tiger, hear me roooooaaaar....

I'm a horse. Wonder if that's why I've always had an affinity with them?

I think we're concentrating too much on outward appearances and not inherent qualities. which is why we Scorpios ultimately win

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack. I'm Virgo too! Happy Birthday to us! As you were.

Noooooo! The pretty ladies are outnumbering us!

Another Virgo! That's three! It's fate, definitely...

No one cRes but I'm a Scorpio.

what. Ooooh. 'Tis spooky now. Three Virgos, three Scorpios and two Librans......

Three Scorpios!! We equal the Virgos! Is anyone else going to come out as a Libran to make three threes? Now that would be spooky! see Thread 3 for the full facts on 3