To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

My name really is Demelza

I'm waiting for my new Braun epilator to arrive.

My last one gave up the ghost.

I used to have an original model Epilady. Lasted YEARS.

Then it broke.

Now every subsequent epilator I have bought hasn't lasted long at all.

Decline in quality of workmanship, I suppose.

I get mine waxed

Your mini?

Portia You get your cat waxed?

I had waxing once. It worked fine, but I hate going to salons. I am quite introverted in that way.

Legs and froo fur

A waxist would need danger money for battling my foof jungle. I have a shorty leg swimsuit and it saves my bacon (flaps).

Never had froo done.

I epilate underarms and legs only.

You get your cat waxed?

I think she was on about waxing a pussy cat not just a cat

My ex bought me a pearl thong once. Bloody thing caused carnage and one of the pearls went missing

On a tangent does anybody actually call theirs a froo or foof in real life? I've only heard it on mumsnet

My ex bought me a pearl thong once. Bloody thing caused carnage and one of the pearls went missing

Never did find that pearl. Most strange !

Maybe Aiden can retrieve it for you ;)

Portia how is Demelza pronounced?

I call it my vulva. Loudly. Prominently. Proudly.

Aiden had a look around for it but got distracted
Demelza is pronounced dee mel sa

I just have a dick

Ex husband is a dick

I call it a foof. Husband calls its a doof because he forrin.

AGL its easy for men. Women have so many names and what was acceptable previously is often now considered vulgar or silly.

Ex husband is a dick

Mine too.