To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

I wax lyrical.

I mean my ex calls it a cock or a dick but I've never heard anything else really, not for adults.

Weeeeeelllll Aidan calls mine your beautiful valley entrance.

Saw the poldark advert. So excited. Looks so autumnal and awesome. He looks masterful you lucky woman.

My Gran calls hers her oompah oompah, maybe she's got a trombone up there.

I read that as toblerone

Oh he's come home early with KFC. Huge chicken boner right now.

:(

Wouldn't mind a chicken boner are you prepared to share ?

Share

A wild jaguar couldn't wrestle these hot wings from me.

Oh ok. I'll just eat Aidan instead

I hope you have a giant bottle of gaviscon umbongo!

a pearl thong? ouch

Yeah, pearl necklaces tend to be less painful.

Depends on how you use a pearl necklace mother

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Ade will be watching you.
Oh don't you see?
A belongs to P
Oh his poor heart breaks
With every breath she takes....

That sounds creepy.

Fresh air gives me heart burn

Hot wings are fine though. He's bought me 24!

I have a prior engagement, will bd back soon 😱

I don't like spicy things. Not usually anyway

My three year old are a packet of spicy monster munch (aldi version) the other day. Dh tells me they are very spicy but Wilf didn't bat an eyelid. Or share with his dad.

Depends on how you use a pearl necklace mother 

i hope you are just talking in single entendres and not doubles young man

what amazing how differently people handle spice. i like the flavour but it needs to be very mild but DH can handle loads

I can't even deal with tikka :(

Just off to cash in my winning lottery ticket

Good luck AGL

Where the hell did you lot get to? Not being funny, it was like going to the loo in the pub and when you get back everyone's gone. Link next time!