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VanillaSugar · 09/08/2016 19:16

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

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toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:02

toad if I could install your soul into Co Op Boy's luvverlly little bod, we'd be married next week

How wonderful!

I think I could be falling in love with you too Blush

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:05

He put hix big marrow into a wheelbarrow
Singing cock and mucles alive alive oh

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toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:07

LOL, Portia

You're having quite a party there :)

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 23:09

Toad Mwah.

AGL. Totally inappropriate question - but have you ever known a guy in his early twenties to fancy a woman in her early forties late thirties?

Am I even typing this? Is this me?! I've got it baaaddd. Have rather strange suspicion that I will wake in morning with a very bad feeling.

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:09

Gotta wish the soddjng curtins in the morning

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 23:11

Portia you crack on. And be sure I get a wedding invite.

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:11

This phne cant spell

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 23:13

portia stupid phoneSmile

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:14

I will crack him

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:17

Am I even typing this? Is this me?! I've got it baaaddd. Have rather strange suspicion that I will wake in morning with a very bad feeling

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toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:18

Gotta wish the soddjng curtins in the morning

Might as well let AT jizz them up a bit more. If you're going to put on a wash, might as well get your money's worth :)

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 23:19

Yes, I have Jess. No worries.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 23:20

Toad thank you. You really do have a meme for everything.

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:21

You really do have a meme for everything

Do you really meme that? Haha!

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:21

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-39441261.html
My mum has offered

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:22

OMG that's stunning, Portia!

Is your mum going to buy this place?

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:23

Mum is holidays owner person shs got 4

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:24

.

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toadgirl · 12/08/2016 23:25

Wow, it's truly beautiful, Portia

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 23:25

AGL thank you. It could still happen! And how the fuckity fuck do people even do false eyelashes? Mine will not stick! And don't get me started on Sharpie brows.

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 23:25
PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:26

Big eaves in winter

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 23:29

AGL. Don't worry, it will happen. Wish we could all do a massive house share. Portia's mum; help us out!

RubyCav · 12/08/2016 23:30

Busy day - on here and for me. You lot always give me a giggle.

Now toad I think you've been rather naughty putting porn on mn! I'm shocked. Tut tut Wink

AGL sorry to hear about the flat. The right one will come along.

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 23:31

Ill have a word. She gets £££££££££ rent fot them