To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

AGL. Not in the slightest. Just resent the fact you will be stripping off that lovely polyester fleecy thing they have to wear and not me.

I've totally not seen that video

portia I don't think I'll be needing it

Bloody ell thats bum sex

Portia is that pearl still lodged in your nether regions?

It's a pearldark

You are a loveable slime-ball. We would have a great time, and I would greatly enjoy passing on my knowledge of Dostoy whatever the fuck, among other things.....

Have you read this book?

Bradley Wiggins is christopher Biggins, my dear, don't you know?
You never see them together ever, in a room or a shower or even snow.

You'd never see Wiggins i n panto, not Biggins in lycra

Getti g tried and oddi g o

I love drunk Portia

And vanilla

It's not like mine asked me at the checkout

Yeah, I forgot - you were on grindr checking HIM out

toad that is outrageous! He is not an adolescent! You'll be suggesting he wears heart-shaped sunglasses and eats bananas provocatively next!

Hums: 'Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me'

Bradley Wiggins is christopher Biggins, my dear, don't you know?

Gotta look into this. I don't know about BW but I do know about Christopher Biggins. He popped up in Rentaghost a bit (olden days).

;)

Ooh, he's won.

vanilla oddi g o. (nods sagely)

that is outrageous! He is not an adolescent!

No, it's cool.

If he's old enough to ring up courgettes and giant salamis on his till without sniggering and blushing, he's old enough to handle a more mature "lady" :)

You'll be suggesting he wears heart-shaped sunglasses and eats bananas provocatively next!

Sounds like you have a whololita love for this boy!

toad Rentaghost! Oh my god! Just when I think I couldn't love you more!

Bradley Wiggins puts on the fat suit and VOILA! !

toad Rentaghost! Oh my god! Just when I think I couldn't love you more!*

Wow! You understand me :)

AGL. Ok, how old is too old? And be nice

I have the FIRST SERIES of Rentaghost!!!

Actually I have the lot ripped off the web.

toad if I could install your soul into Co Op Boy's luvverlly little bod, we'd be married next week.

What do you mean Jess?

Biggins in Rentaghost

If any of you ever wonder how I got so fucked up, refer to this. I must have watched it over 10 of my most formative years back in the day