To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

www.wikihow.com/Flirt

Is it shyness, Jess? Or have you just never mastered the art?

toad both! Plus I have completely non-flicky hair....

And the thought of casually touching him on the arm makes me criiiiinnnnnge. Ugh. Yes, I've read the WikiHow page....

Hmm.

This is a hard one. Or it would be, if you could just get the flirting going a bit

I see I shall have to give this my full attention.

I want to see you succeed, even if you don't suck anything else

Flirting advice from Elle Woods.

I'm so entertained right now.

You should use the Phoebe Buffay flirting method

What's that, AGL?

I never really got into Friends.

Ah, Toad, you are a lovely creature...

I should also point out that I have obsessively stalked casually glanced at his FB page, and under 'books' he put 'The Lad's Bible'.

Not that I was planning on discussing Dostoesvky with him or anything (I have many other plans) but....

(I had to Google the spelling of the Russian dude in order to appear clever & knowlegeable. And I bet I still got it wrong)

"Phoebe, that's a nice name"

"You like it? You should hear my phone number"

AGF . Just watched Phoebe flirting with Chandler. That would so be me (after said vodka)! It's a life skill I'm sadly lacking in. Maybe there are classes....but how weird would they be?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'm very skilled at flirting

AGL Fyodor?! Who knew?! have read nothing by him And I'm such a fan, too!

Jess did you name change cause of a thread?

The Lad Bible now boasts 70 staff, who curate a mixture of articles, pictures and videos, almost always based on content from elsewhere. The range of material is broad, but most of it would not look out of place in a traditional men’s magazine: stories of bravery or stupidity, practical jokes, sporting or drinking feats. On a day picked at random, the homepage features an eclectic mix, from Woman Accidentally Snapped Her Husband’s Penis When She Jumped Up To Shop Online, to Man Tweets The Police After Buying A Disappointing Pasty, and Meet “Scouse Pammie”: The Woman Who Spent £20,000 To Look Like Pamela Anderson

www.theguardian.com/media/2015/dec/12/lad-bible-manners-hero-alexander-solomou

^ Is this the one? Sounds like my sort of read. No problem there.

Better than reading about Dusty Old Doors :)

I'm very skilled at flirting

Tell Jess all you know then. This girl needs help!!!!

Maybe.......I was posting under a different name (related to my new name; if you know the show!) My ex reckoned he'd found a post by me, I didn't believe him, but he then said the first bit of my (old) username. He is obsessed by my being on here; thinks I have been slagging him off. I just smile because I think if he's trawling MN trying to find me, then things with new GF can't be going too well...

I was actually warned by another (awesome) Mumsnetter that I was giving too much personal info away, and apparently, she was right.

This is not my day
Aidy is intrigued by my Gran and her wartime exploits.
Maybe I should go home and cry or possibly nip down to the Co- op for some courgettes.

They're MY secrets

Toad. Ok, I might check it out never bought a copy of Take A Break in my life Shared interests, and all that. So should I go in and be all: 'I was reading this hilarious article in the Lad's Bible....'

(Bearing in mind I am old enough to be his mother a bit older than him, and a mother myself)

Portia. Don't forget the lube, the vodka and the wipes.....I now see where I've been going wrong [sad face]

Aidy is intrigued by my Gran and her wartime exploits

Aw, he probably just wants to know where you get your great genes from. He likely wants to talk about different sorts of exploits with you.

Maybe I should go home and cry or possibly nip down to the Co- op for some courgettes

I'd get the courgettes

Ok, I might check it out never bought a copy of Take A Break in my life Shared interests, and all that. So should I go in and be all: 'I was reading this hilarious article in the Lad's Bible....'

Yes, definitely! That's the way to do it.

(Bearing in mind I am old enough to be his mother a bit older than him, and a mother myself)

So....?