Oh is decorating his house thank god we don't live together as his taste is clearly vile.
We've been looking at wallpaper hes chosen what he likes then goes on to say what colour gloss for the skirting boards?
I said white which I thought was the sane and only answer to what colour a skirting board should be. Green is the answer apparently. 
Is this a thing?? Have I been living under a rock and this looks nice?. I may have said how it looks tacky and he went mental. Now I feel like a bitch..