I love slogans (within reason) on children's clothes
I actually an interested in Cheryl and Liam, jeremy and Stephanie, Kim and Kayne (and the rest)
I don't wash my bed sheets weekly (although am sleeping in fresh sheets tonight's)
I don't believe that men are the route of all evil, I've meant some equally horrible /gormless /irrational women too.
And finally I know you are not your husbands mother (well I hope you are not) but Don't get why he wouldn't do something for mothers day from younger children (even if you are separated)