To think I don't fit in on mumsnet

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I love slogans (within reason) on children's clothes

I actually an interested in Cheryl and Liam, jeremy and Stephanie, Kim and Kayne (and the rest)

I don't wash my bed sheets weekly (although am sleeping in fresh sheets tonight's)

I don't believe that men are the route of all evil, I've meant some equally horrible /gormless /irrational women too.

And finally I know you are not your husbands mother (well I hope you are not) but Don't get why he wouldn't do something for mothers day from younger children (even if you are separated)

It's always the ones with the normal middle-of-the-road opinions who start threads saying they don't fit in.

You never get anyone with wild outlandish beliefs saying they don't fit in. Donald Trump supporters, Daily Mail readers, welfare bashers, racists - these never flounce off MN in a huff (if only they would). They settle right in and make themselves feel at home, the goady feckers.

The only thing that gives me pause for thought Is the legions of folk who consider £30,000 low paid and who have pay off their mortgages aged 35.

I don't know anyone who has done the eithout significant inheritance

I quite like The DM, . Well, I find it interesting to read.
Goes and hides in a corner

You like misogyny and xenophobia?

Fanjo I think misogyny and xenophobia are not good choices for your twins. People will have trouble spelling them correctly and you will find yourself in awkward situations trying to decide whether to correct them.

If you visit a forum and think that it is not for you - why post saying "I don't fit in here"?

Are you just looking for us to say "of course you do hun"?

Why not just go explore the rest of the internet and find a forum where you DO feel that you fit in?

I sometimes think I don't belong here. But I'm someone who struggles to fit in anywhere. I'm certainly not thick skinned enough for posting in aibu. Though .... I am addicted to mumsnet. I love the no huns/baby dust crap, the gratuitous swearing, crude humour that has me crying with laughter. Not to mention that I've learned a whole new vocabulary including "fanjo", "cocklodger", "cunt badger" etc.

LOL thecat

I think there are many personalities on mumsnet.
Just like in real life you won't agree with everybody the whole time.

For the record
My ds (6 months) does have slogan baby stuff, I like it and he looks super cute
I take no interest in celebrities
I have a cleaner that changes my bedding weekly
I don't think men are all evil. Both men and women do things wrong
I think with regards to Mother's Day when child are young men should like my husband did arrange a card and a nice day together

Sorry I didn't get the memo that we were supposed to fit in, does it matter, it would be very pointless and boring if everyone was the same.

Um. Who the fuck are 'Liam, jeremy and Stephanie'?

Okay, bye then.

Too true kawliga

fluffywol

Stephanie Seymour - acclaimed 1980s/90s supermodel?

Liam Neeson - serious actor-cum-kickass middle aged action hero?

1. I don't care, have no children

1. How ghastly [shudders]

1. Lots of people on here don't.

1. The word is root and of course they aren't

1. Never understood why a husband should buy stuff for MD - it's up to the children when old enough surely.

Bye

Um. Who the fuck are 'Liam, jeremy and Stephanie'?

Believe me fluffy I wish I didn't know who they are

I love the idea of wee Misogyny and Xenophobia . Would they live up to their names?

How big is your house that you need FIVE loo brushes?

Sorry what was the original question?

SQUIRREL!

Oh I got it now. The route of all evil is in fact the A666 which leads to Blackburn.

So we're discussing the A666 the North Wales Expressway is worse and Liam Neeson, changing bed linen, Choose Life t-shirts and toilet brushes?

Have I got that right, hun? I need to know so I can fit in, y'see.

I hate the North Wales Expressway. That's the one with the tunnels isn't it?

Loads of tunnels Sparklingbrook but as far as I know Jeremy Kyle and Stephanie Beacham don't drive along it.

I used to drive from the Midlands to Anglesey a lot but never saw them that's true.

The north Wales expressway tunnels are horrendous. Why anyone uses that road is beyond me!

What route would you take from Chester to Holyhead?