To ask what's in your handbag ?

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Need some distraction from the horrors of real life !

Was just hunting in my handbag & wondering if it's just me that carries all this nonsense about !?

Amongst the usual everything but the kitchen sink I seem to be carrying :

A set of 3 Juggling balls

A Tupperware dish full of green teabags (I never drink green tea)

A mooncup (Clean)

An aux cable (Ipod to car)

A pair of socks (Adult, Clean)

Any advances ?

A gimp mask

Christopher Biggin's biography

A nest of tables

A Shetland pony

A partridge in a pear tree

I don't have a handbag.

I've always fancied a Shetland pony.

Purse

2 lighters

electricity bill that I must pay!

1 sock

3 gloves

Some earring I bought for dd

1 pair of cinema 3d glasses

an almost empty packet of wipes

a broken pen

I have no handbag anymore. Everything is in my pockets, house key, phone, credit card and £5. I carry a bag around though.... full of snacks, fruits, drinks, raisins.

I mean of course kids' snacks. Not mine. 😬

I have a baby change bag. It's all just baby stuff except my purse, phone, keys, lip balm and tissues! Sometimes I stick a bottle of water under the buggy and maybe an umbrella. When I had a handbag it was full of crap though

a right load of shit.
that about covers it.

Lord Lucan
Four headless Lego men
Teeny tiny handcuffs belonging to Lego men
Three Vaseline lip balms
Two sticky lollipop sticks (used)
A tissue covered in questionable substance
A coin purse with Legoland coins inside
An empty actual purse (post-christmas-apocalypse happened early)
A wooden pen with my name burned on
A wooden pen with someone else's name burned on (klepto tendencies)
A filofax stuffed full of the DCs tat-crap
Several dog treats
Two dog poo bags
One half-packet of Fruit Pastilles (now eaten)
A sanitary towel (clean but without wrapper as DS2 stuck it to his temple at Dr's surgery last week and shouted "Look, I'm Thor").

Several very well folded bags for life, purse, cigs and lighter, small note book with lists / usually only around xmas.
Door keys, lipstick was out last night. Several receipts, store cards, vouchers etc that don't fit in purse, tissues.

Its a small bag but has lots of pockets and is like a tardis for never ending space.

Hairbrush
Make up bag
Work keys (huge bunch)
Glasses in a case
Diary
Phone
Liz Earle skin tonic mini spray stuff
Headphones
Wallet
Body spray
Lists! Various. I'm a prolific list writer.
Tampax
Paracetamol
Gym gloves

Too much stuff really. I lug about far too much crap.

I only really use my handbag for work nowadays,
If I'm out & about with the kid I put phone / money / mints & keys in her bag & I never ever require or miss any of the tat in my handbag.

Ooh, I like this game!

bottle of water
purse
hairbrush
green maternity notes
maternity exemption form that needs posting
invitation to a Christmas Fayre
some pretzels
bag of raisins
small notebook
maraca
tube of Savlon
DS's eczema cream
very squashed tampon
passport (am American. allllllways carry ID)
biometrics residence permit
small mirror
chapstick
contact lens holder with no contact lenses but instead 3 ibuprofen
tiny bottle of Clinique moisturiser

Make-up bag
Phone
Wallet
Keys - Work & Home
Re-usable bag
DPs medication
Painkillers
Pen
Kindle

Have just moved to a mini handbag so I have my phone, door keys, 3 cards, a fiver and some change. It's liberating.

all my crap lives under the pram

Phone
Purse
Diary
Cheque book
Pen
Inhaler
Car keys
Nurofen
Hairbrush
Lip balm
Tissues
Loads of bloody money off vouchers that I plan to use and never do.

Purse.
Phone.
Keys ( house and car).
Notepad and three pens.
A novel.
Lip gloss .
Hair brush.
Mini hand cream.
Wine gums.
Chewing gum.
Tickets to a show we went to on Tuesday evening.
Various bits of paperwork.
Large buff envelope containing a contract.
Glasses.
Bottle of lemon and lime Volvic.

Purse and usual shit
Trolley tokens - current selection from Stagecoach, Arriva and a Serco "Think Security" one.
Various vouchers and recent receipts
Snotty and clean tissues.
Assorted sanpro
PLasters
Handcream
Power bar for my phone
A packet of crumbs that used to be one of those little biscuits you get with coffee
Elastic bands
Nail clippers
A sticky patch where the hand gel that used to be in there exploded and set solid.

I usually don't bother with it and just stuff my pockets with stuff I need, instead.

I forgot - lip balm, painkillers and lactase tablets.

Hilarious just had a look

Glasses case
Purse
Keys
Guerlain bronzer
Nars contour thingy
Kiko lippen
Mascara
Benefit gimme brows
Ninja turtle (blue one: leonardo)
Ninja turtle (red one: rafael)
Ovulation test sticks
Codein pain killers
About 5 lancome juicy tubes
Nars tinted moisturiser
Clarins concealer
Beauty blender
Mac eye shawdow naked lunch
Mac eyeshadow omega
Bare minerals bb eyeprimer
Swedish chewinggum with xylitol
Spare tights
Essie nail polish in wicked
Sewing kit
Plasters

An enormous amount of recepits

Purse
Keys and keycard
Hairbrush
Card folder
Pen
Notebook
Tampons in holder
Make up bag
Mini umbrella
Folded up bag for life
Small packet of tissues
Small alcohol hand wash
Half eaten packet of jelly babies
Erm photos of exdh and exdp ( i know I'm completely mad)
Also photo of dd1 in the sea
And dd2 when she was still with us

wipes
tissues
head-torch
purse
hearing aids (never wear them)
glasses (never wear them)
ear-plugs (need them every time I visit my dad, he has his television turned up to maximum volume but says he has no problem with his hearing)
bottle of water (usually)
dried fruit (emergency use)
diary
five pens
A4 plain paper pad
purse with sanitary items etc
2 or 3 phones, depending on where I am
keys
extra bags (very rarely)
latex gloves (very often, usually but not always 'used')

Vaseline
Hand gel
Lipstick
Mirror
Purse
Keys
Hairbrush
Sunglasses
Charlie body spray
Paracetamol
Receipts
And for some strange reason, a piece of dried lavender.

Along with all the baby paraphernalia, there's my keys, hairbrush, about 47 hair bobbles that disappear every time I need one, lip balm, purse and, bizarrely, a mint Aero.

I don't think I've ever bought a mint Aero, so God knows where that's appeared from!

Purse
Phone
Keys
Painkillers
Headphones
Travel passes for at least two cities
8 million lip balms
Four lipsticks
Tampons
Pair of pants (no idea why that's in there, though at least I have emergency knickers)
Phone charger cable
Numerous expired discount card things for Pizza Express
Three Lego minifigs (added by children)
Receipts