To ask what's in your handbag ?

[rubymallorywhite]

Need some distraction from the horrors of real life !

Was just hunting in my handbag & wondering if it's just me that carries all this nonsense about !?

Amongst the usual everything but the kitchen sink I seem to be carrying :

A set of 3 Juggling balls

A Tupperware dish full of green teabags (I never drink green tea)

A mooncup (Clean)

An aux cable (Ipod to car)

A pair of socks (Adult, Clean)

Any advances ?

Purse
Phone
Keys
Variety of paperwork
A phone charger
Two spoons
Four or five mini cars
A squashed chocolate biscuit
A couple of handfuls of sand and gravel
Two lip glosses
The empty case of a pressed powder pack
The crushed contents of said pressed powder
Two feathers
A pine cone
Various empty packs of raisins
The feet from a mini trampoline
Two bracelets
A small can of hairspray
An empty bottle of hand gel
Lots of fluff

House keys
Car keys
Scarf
Ipod
Kindle
2014 Diary
2015 Diary
2016 Diary
Mirror
Tweezers
Panty Liners
Drugs (of the legal variety)
Gauze
Charging cables
receipts
Some more receipts
even more receipts
vaseline
polo mints
tampax
hand cream
witch hazel gel
hospital appointment letters
correspondence
some more receipts
card holder
purse
avon book
pen
building society book
savlon
spot drying out get

400 green/ red pens + another 1000 whiteboard markers (teacher)
A random remote control (?)
Two donuts
Three inhalers
A key - not sure what it's for
Crumbs & more crumbs
Fireman Sam & Elvis
A few billion receipts
At least 8 twix wrappers

Hairbrush
Hairspray
Perfume
Two canvas shopping bags
Makeup bag- contains a necklace box, a dummy clip, eye balm, a phone charger, hairbobble, nail clippers, hand wipes
Hair straitening balm
Spare purse
Shopping list
A makeup comb
Glasses case x 2
Three cans of body spray
A headband
A bag of mixed fruit and nuts
Tissues
Hand sanitiser
A mirror
Loose cotton wool balls
A pink sharpie
Eye drops
Stamps
Cold and flu spray
A pair of DDs socks
A price booklet for my local spa

Mac Lipsticks - Rebel & Ruby Woo
£1 shop lipgloss
River Island purse
Carrier bags
Pens
Tail comb
Mini deodorant
Mini toothpaste
toothbrush
Nursery newsletter
Tesco clubcard coupons

House keys
Work keys
Purse
3trolley/locker coins
543 payslips
Umbrella
Body spray
Miniature perfume
Hand gel
Various sanitary wear
A squashed penguin biscuit
Nature valley oat bar thing
Mini catheter
Lip balm
Lip stick
Mini mirror
Too many receipts to count
Vape liquid
Spare Vape battery
Painkillers
Iron tablets
Mini colouring book
Mini colouring pencils
Hair brush
Canvas bag

I think I have stolen Mary Poppins bag.

Small wallet
Folded bag for life thing
Diary/organiser
Lip balm
Instant noodles (lunch for work tomorrow)
Assorted sticky sweets at the bottom
Cloth San Pro in little bag (clean)
Hanky (not totally clean)
Drinks bottle
Change of pants (child)

My wallet and approx 10 billion sanitary towels, which fly all over the place when I try to get my wallet out.

I have the head of Alfredo Garcia

Well, I recently cleaned my handbag out so very unexciting.

Purse.
Phone.
Keys.
Copy of my resume
Mini hair straighteners
Lipbalm
Facepowder
Contact lenses
Hairbrush
Hairspray
Sanitary towel
Used pregnancy test stick when I confirmed with DS Just cant throw it away
Brolly

Purse, phone (dead), 5 lipsticks (3red), 6 perfume parlour roll ons, pen case;3 mini fountain pens, mini pencil. Dh's iPod, that he swears blind he has lost,Various bills (not BILs thank you), 4 board markers and The Notebook containing my life.

Mulberry purse
Coin purse
Magazine
Tampons
Makeup- bourjois healthy mix; nars concealer; max factor lipstick; reckon lip butter; Chanel glow
Work ID
Chanel sunnies
Prada glasses
Co codamol
Migraine tablets
Diazepam
Moleskine diary
Reusable bag
Old train ticket
Jo Malone bay

Sorry Jo Malone blackberry and bay
Urban decay urban cowboy

Midnight cowboy even grrr

Outside pockets
Umbrella
Folding bag

Inside bag
Payslip
Menu for local icecream parlour
Headphones
iPod nano attached to headphones
Purse
Tissues
Leaflet about NHS pensions
Clear Pencil case containing
Brush stained from leaky pen
Pens
Tampons and panty liners
Lip gloss
Trolley coin
Torch (kaput)
Lanyard not attached to...
My work pass
Oyster and zip cards
Receipts
Programme for last weekends Xmas Extravaganza

iPhone 6 and keys.. Wish mumsnet did an edit button

Wallet
Keys
Sushi
Dog lead
Dog treat (should add I don't have a dog)
E cigarette (I don't smoke)
Hair brush
Sanitary towels
And a bottle of yakult.

Mine's remarkably empty at the moment:
Tissues
Paracetamol
Phone
Purse
Diary
Glasses
Glasses wipes
Passport (needed it for ID purposes - I don't go around always prepared for unexpected foreign travel )
Lipstick and an elderly eyeliner.

Purse
Keys
Phone
Makeup bag and assorted bits of makeup which have fallen out
Perfume
Small hairspray
2 pens
Hairbrush
3000 old receipts

Purse
monthly bus/train ticket
ipod touch
ipod nano
earphones
Sony ebook
phone
house keys
work keys
4 memory sticks - one encrypted
work id
scientific calculator
a pink protractor-( can you tell what i teach?)
a variety of coloured pens (need to be different colours for marking reasons)
random board marker, rubber and sharpener i forgot to take out my pockets before i left today
empty crisp pack
small flask of coffee
chocolate Santa's
gloves - 2 pairs on leather silk lined and a warm pair I can put over them. (bad hand eczema)
Eczema cream
Antihistamines

Purse
Hairbrush
Hairbands
Socks
Ibuprofen
House keys
Car key
Work key
Pens
Payslip
Some form filled in but not handed back
Zip lock bag of tea bags
Sudocrem
Eyeliner
Liptint
Lip balm
Carmex for lips
Eyebrow powder
Blush and brush
E cig liquid
Empty Tupperware tub, had cereal in it this morning.

A woolly hat
Gloves
Sunglasses case (no glasses)
Old glasses case (no glasses)
Car keys
Tesco Xmas food catalogue
2 empty bank coin bags
Cuticle Oil
Purse
Hair brush
House keys
Lip gloss (x2)
Cuticle Oil
Phone (until I took it out to go on MN!)
iPad and headphones (I'm in the hairdressers, so going to use their wifi for Sky go!)
Face wipes
Note pad
Pen

I'm very jealous of handbags.
I'm a man and it tends to be considered wrong if I carry one. I end up with lumpy pockets.

The contents of handbags baffles me. My GF has a big one from Debenhams that's full of God knows what.

Purse, diary, polo mints, three pens, an eyeliner, mirror with penguins on it, keys, kids hairclips and bobbles, lip balm, tissues, first aid kit (for the kids, includes a dodgy looking paracetamol sachet, plasters, wipes, arnica balm, lip balm, suncream (could probably take that out now lol)). Also if actually out with the DTs then i shove in a small wet bag with spare trousers and pants incase of any accidents.

Absolutely nothing!
I've just bought a new one and it's beautifully clean and empty.

Far too much rubbish in my old one.