To report this male prostitute to 111

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He's contacted me on an online dating profile twice now. I've reported him once a few weeks ago and nothing has happened with his account.

Firstly its clearly against the t&c of the app to use for selling yourself, secondly I don't need to pay for it and its pretty insulting. He may have a good body, but the face is very average.

You'd report him to the NHS? For what?

What if his face was above average?

Snossidge

He may have a good body, but the face is very average.

'Very average'?

Disgraceful. Report him.

but is he giving you medical advice?

I wonder if he'd get a call back or an ambulance for an average face?

What do you expect the NHS to do about it exactly?

Only an average face? Poor him.

CBT?

I cannot stop laughing at this.

I think we need to see if his offer is as insulting as you claim before advising - can you post a screenshot of his profile?

Oh I've had a shit day but this has made me proper

Brilliant!

I can't wait for the OP to post the link. We all want to see this 'average face'.

Perhaps the local NHS staff are having a bad day and need cheering up with his lovely body???

Oh hang on, I get it - report his average face to the NHS then they will give him plastic surgery.

Please don't be insulted OP, I had Everest call just after I'd had my double glazing put in but it wasn't pointed, they were just in the area.

Definitely report. You'll need to know if his chest is a normal temperature though

I think she meant to put 101 lol

I love this thread

Sorry ladies I obviously mean 101!

I dare not post a photo, that would get it deleted.

But in all seriousness is this something 101 would deal with?

Please do phone 101 (or 111) then post their response here.

Fair enough about it getting the thread deleted, can you describe the face. Perhaps by equating him to a celebrity or what vegetable he most looks like?

Yes, report him to the nhs, he probably is due a sti check.