DS and his GF are shagging I think

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I'm downstairs. They are usually so quiet and considerate. I feel uncomfortable

Put the tv on loud. Earplugs. Arghh.

How old is he?

They probably don't realise sound carries.

Turn the TV up.

Leave and never go back home.

Noooooooo

That's not good you feel uncomfortable. I would just turn the tv up abit or something just so I didn't have to hear.

Make a sarcastic comment about it at breakfast. He deserves some social awkwardness too

I would go and hammer on the door and tell them to be quiet....surely one of the perks of being a parent?

eek!

Sshout words of encouragement.

That'll learn 'em.

Stand at the bottom of the stairs and call up " Can you keep it down, I can't hear the telly"

Start singing something innapropriate, loudly

how about 'pop goes the weasel'...?

Go rap on the door and ask loudly if they are using condoms. That'll sort it.

Age?

Text him - that's what my kids do when they hear me

Oh no op you poor thing! Definitely go and embaress them though

This makes me cringe, thinking back I'm sure my boyfriend's parents must have been able to hear us going at it as 16/17 year olds. We used to much prefer being there as he had a double bed at the other end of the hall to his parents and I had a tiny single right on the other side of my parents' wall.

I'd put the tv or some music on loud, it will drown out any noises you can hear and they might realise they're being louder than they perhaps intended!

Hammer on the door and tell them there's a change of sheets waiting outside for them in case the current ones get too sweaty.

clap and cheer. shout encouragement. they'll never do it again.

You could have so much fun with this op. Be laughing at the suggestions...

Go up to the door and sing "you can do it, put your back in to it"

What about marvin gaye instead of Barry white

Barry White lol

DS is 17 GF is 16. It's the first time I heard! Eeeewww

Surly that deserves a MN forbidden LOL!