DS and his GF are shagging I think

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I'm downstairs. They are usually so quiet and considerate. I feel uncomfortable

To be fair, they thought I was out. Ah well, can't stop them growing up

Pity you cant link this so ds knows 100 of random strangers knows what he is doing..

Wait kids do it with their parents in the house now?? Fooking ell. I used to wait till a house party away from parents.

Did have the embarrassment of a life time when I lived in a pub with my parents though. I was 22 and had gotten very bladdered that night. My dh was my bf and we had sex...loudly.

My dad then told everyone later on the next day he heard his daughter being destroyed.....everyone took the piss for ages

I've had this problem. I put the TV up as a short term solution and had an awkward chat with my DC the following day as a long term solution. .
I was quite straight about it and said that I don't mind what they get up too but I really do not want to hear them. I told DC that it made me feel uncomfortable and that I don't want to feel uncomfortable in my own house. DC was suitably horrified but we had a bit of a laugh about it and promised to NEVER EVER EVER mention it again.

I've not heard them since.

londonrach I COULD...

I can't help but think of this . Do you have a radio you can randomly put on?

I was going to say send him a text, but was beaten to it.

Do the classic of knock loudly on the door and pointedly offer them a cup of tea.

Luis..can i be a fly on your wall please if you do?

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cael I know they do it with me in the house, it doesn't bother me except tonight when I heard!

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"Surly that deserves a MN forbidden LOL!"

I shall plug my headphones in and catch up with The Archers. DS came down for a drink and we chatted about the weather. He knows I know he knows I heard...

I did it loads in EXps house when his parents were home. His mum heard us too and would say "we had wee mice in last night. Lots of squeaking "

I did treat my dad to the experience of finding a used condom stuck to the back panel of my car one sunday morning

Surly

Awkward

Yup. That was a loooong sunday dinner.

Cringe. But normal at their age.

I know. It's Ok. Just made me realise how grown up he is

I hate hearing my daughter, it's beyond cringe.
I did once shout upstairs,"Ffs can't you put your hand over her mouth."
She's been much quieter since.

Hahaha!! Keep it down while you're keeping it up!!

Maybe they're just mocking the tennis players

You should post link to this thread on his fb wall

Knock on the door and say "you've been at it a while. Do you need some snacks? Maybe some lemonade?"

Poor kid though. I'm sure my parents heard me more than once.

God are you lot all okay about it? How long have they been together?

Stand at the bottom of the stairs and call up " Can you keep it down, I can't hear the telly"

Oh wow..I can only laugh like a drain wonder about how my DH would react if DS or DSS were drowning out the telly with their sectional antics.

Of course it won't be an issue with DD's as they're off to a nunnery..