DS and his GF are shagging I think

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I'm downstairs. They are usually so quiet and considerate. I feel uncomfortable

Oh my god I bet you're cringing your nuts off!

I instantly thought of that gavin and stacy clip if it was me id have started hoovering just to let them know i was there or left the house and never return

You could always do the old 'creep and flush'... Creep upstairs, flush lav and run, frightens them do death!

Or you could wait for her to leave, then nonchalantly say "I have a ball gag for next time if you'd find it useful?"

Don't even look up from whatever you're doing when you say it.

Gather the family and stand by the bed with score cards ??

I'd wait for them to 'finish' ( sorry I couldn't think of a better word) and I would sit on a work surface in the kitchen, knees ticked to chest, fingers in ears, rocking back and forth and humming loudly. That'll be awkward when one of them comes for their post coital cuppa.... If young people these days do that?? It's always been the best bit for me!

Id have to start playing bom chicka wow wow music loud enough so that they hear. And then id be out the door.... Hilarious

Gawd I dont know what is worse, hearing your teen, or your teen letting you know that he heard YOU....

He is only 13, so no sectional antics with anybody for him yet.

I am seriously pearl clutching at those who say that they did it while their parents were in the house......Is there not some type of unwritten rule about that? aghast

Course we are OK about it...bloodyhell. It's not against the law at their age...these things happen and then you have to be embarrassed and laugh about it after.

Let's not be prudish now

This made me laugh and reminded me when I first starting staying at DP's house...next morning his mum introduced me to NDN and said "ooh ** has got a girlfriend now"

NDN replied "yes I heard them"

Turns out we were louder than intended!

Play the music really loudly.

Bomchikawowwow made me lol

I've never never never had sex with DParents in the vicinity. I can't. I just can't. As a teen and young adult my parents were dovorced and my DM worked nights. So no worries there.

DH and I stayed in a cottage with his DP last year. And the combination of the bed and the floorboards. Oh god the noise just getting in to bed. I just couldn't. I know they'd have heard. Oh god! I had to wait for them to be out before I could entertain the idea!

I am not a quiet flower. When DH and I first met I now infamously gave his flat mate earplugs for christmas.

My mum used to thump up and down the stairs if my now dh was in my room was very off putting

DW and I were once in a hotel in Hong Kong where our neighbours performed and from when we first heard it to the magnificent end of the performance was 43 minutes. Someone from the room below yelled Bravo.

Leave them to it OP and pretend not to notice. They are old enough.

Wait for them to finish, then smoke a fag underneath the window?

Do you need some snacks?

Ha ha ha

Noeuf, of course it's ok. They are in a relationship, use contraception and are respectful.

This morning was fine. Took them both to town and didn't say a word.

Someone from the room below yelled Bravo

Gin. Nose. Pain.

My stepbrother was staying at my mum and stepdads house for the weekend once with his (then) gf. My mum was also babysitting baby dd for the night. At one point early evening, my mum had left dd playing in the lounge whilst she was in the kitchen and could suddenly hear this weird squealing noise. She dashed in the lounge thinking something was wrong with dd, but she was fine.

It was then she realised the noise was stepbrothers gf!!

My mum didn't say anything but did tell me and all my other step siblings. We all had great fun teasing them at the next family gathering

Is it wrong that I have been reading this thread thinking what on earth was OP hearing as the sex when I was 16/17 was utterly crap?! Boys who had no clue what they were doing and I just used to lay there, occasionally making a slight squeak, but otherwise, mute. PMSL.

So maybe OP has given birth to a natural expert who has found someone naturally responsive

It's all the porn teens watch these days. My teenage cousin was gobsmacked when I related some story about walking in on housemates (she's off to uni). She wondered how I hadn't heard them. I just shrugged and said of course they were being quiet .... doing it in the kitchen was public enough. She (admittedly very inexperienced) thought a certain level of noise was normal.

DD(18) was hoovering DS's room in preparation for him coming home from Uni. She came across an empty condom packet, left over from the last time he entertained his girlfriend and rushed to tell me, in absolutely mortified prudish horror.

This is despite regularly having her own boyfriend over.

Andrew stop it I don't want think about that