to ask for your best ever spot porn story?

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I have PCOS & adult acne. The spots I have now thought, aren't as much fun as the ones I used to get. They are more sore & cystic. They don't explode like when I was a teenager!

My best ever spot was when I was about 14. It was on the top of my lip. It was sore & throbbing for days. Felt like I was walking about with a marble on my face. I exercised great restraint as there was no head appearing so I left it alone to ripen but one day I gave it a little experimental squeeze. And a bit of white appeared! That meant it was time! I took a deep breath and squeezed firmly. It exploded! A huge, solid chunk of pus hit the mirror. And then again, doof, another bit of pus hit the mirror. Then, third squeeze, a final bit of white came out. Then a tiny bit of blood. The lump had totally gone. I had to lie down for an hour! Then, it was like it had never been there, face felt normal. The relief was immense.

What was your best spot?!!

It was the smell, Memphis. I was going to be in the office for another 8 hours with in next to me in a carrier bag. The only time I've smelled anything like it is when my dog's infected bite got drained by the vet.

Receptacle you just won the Internet! That story is on par with the epic tale of the man with the parasite in his leg!

I didn't retch but I was trying very hard to breathe through my mouth.

With hindsight I should probably have got antibiotics. Still, lived to tell the SPORN tale.

You are all vile!!!!
I feel so sick and I haven't even rtft.

Reputable even! Apologies I'm too excited from this glorious thread!

Did you ever figure out where the glass came from? ???? Alien abduction?

reputable - that was amazing. Thank you for sharing

Thank goodness this is in AIBU and won't be deleted

My dad had a spot on the tip of his finger, that he pierced and squeezed and a ball of hard pus came out. He, being my dad, proceeded to dissect the ball'o'pus and found a single grain of sand at its centre. My mom and I speculated whether it might have become a pearl if he'd left it be!

Good morning fellow Sporners and thank you for keeping this going overnight!

Reputable Biscuit - I salute you!!

I heard a story once about a work experience teenager who had a face full of acne and tripped on his way out the lift - his entire face exploded on the carpet.

I'm so happy that my best spots are now famous/immortal!

My favourite SPORN I ever read on MN was the lady, not a sporner, whose breastfeeding induced infected tit EXPLODED in the shower, and she took a photo of the pus next to her foot for scale, to show the medics. She shared the photo on MN. There was PINTS.

If anyone can find that pic again, I will pay top dollar.

What colour was the pus, RB? Consistency?

Exploding boob lady's pus was caramel coloured IIRC.

My DH came to meet me at the pub one night and he sat down very gingerly on one buttock.

I thought oh Christ he's got fecking piles again and we'll never hear the end of this.

However he says no, he's broken his coccyx.
How? Says I.
He doesn't know but it's definitely broken because he can't sit on it.

I said well we had better go see a doctor or summat. So he goes home to shower his bum and I said just let me have a look first.

Well.

He has an extra little hole at the top of his bum crack. Sacral simple maybe? I dunno the proper name.

It was bright red and shiny and hot and swollen. Oh man. I was rubbing me thighs in anticipation looking at it. I say No darling that's some kind of spot. Let me have a look.

No way he says it's broken. But I'll lie on the bed if you agree to touch it very gently.

I put my hands one on each bum cheek and pressed down gently. Holy bejeezus. It was a Vesuvius, an Etna, an Eyafjallajökull. Green, yellow, pink pus flowing and flowing and flowing. He couldn't see any of this but I couldn't stop to video or what have you as it was just so pleasing.

Then clear liquid.

Then pink liquid.

Then blood.

Then one long black curly wurly hair wound round and round and round in the hole.

Oh it was the best day. Better than our wedding. *sigh. I am wishing and hoping for another hair to sneak in

I found it! Check out FrankelandFilly's posts on this thread. The second one has the PHOTO

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2305640-Whats-your-best-sporn-story

Marking my place to share my 2 favourite stories later.

I am impressed at knowing how to spell the Icelandic volcano!

DH had lots of lovely long lasting spots on his back when we married, which I attended to assiduousy. We named the biggest "The fount of all grot" and its outpourings of long strings of pus kept me happy for years.
I'm somewhat sad that as the years have passed the spots have cleared up and died.

Camel, go to FrankelandFilly Thu 12-Feb-15 08:01:22