Where the fucks my cheese

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Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

Someone moved it.

I'm eating it in the kitchen.
Did I mention I am a mouse?

You mean they hid it? I think they are in there licking the individual slices!!!

Are they still squashing the Cheesestrings together to make 'artisanal cheddar'?

Well sir I'm calling environmental health!!!

Omg shatners I believe it

I'm staying in the hotel or I'd walk away at this point

SirPercy, you beat me to it!

www.amazon.co.uk/Who-Moved-My-Cheese-Amazing-ebook/dp/B004NBZFWA/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1436293365&sr=1-1&keywords=who+moved+my+cheese

It's a sign. There's changes ahead.

Ok is this worth 20mins

No.

That quince paste is wasted on that cheese.

And what's that in the purple packaging?

In buying that book it's a sign.

Agree otilla and what's with the sundried toms yuck

That be butter

there's sundried toms with the cheese?

Run. Don't look back.

What else?
Squirty cream?

In dining alone btw not ignoring my companion for the phone.
I think I taste jizz

No squirty cream but I'm not sure ones not laughing cow

What's the red triangle thing?

tsk tsk...laughing cow....

That's no laughing matter, this.

It is its laughing cow, wow

Quince paste. I hope.
Lovely with hard cheese.

How much was that?

It is quince paste indeed and no match for my Gorgonzola

Is that a piece of poached cod in the middle?