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Original poster

Where the fucks my cheese

78 replies

Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:19

Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

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Original poster
Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:36

8 I'll charge it to work crab salad returned was 17

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Snozberry · 07/07/2015 19:36

At least it's on a plate and not in a flatcap or plank of wood

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:37

No story that's laughing cow

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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 19:37

£8?

Fuck.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:38

A flat cap? At least I could attract friends by doing a little dance in it.

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storytopper · 07/07/2015 19:38

Waste of oatcakes.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:39

Waste of calories

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:41

The waitress is now shouting at the manager over my head. I tell you I've enjoyed this evening greatly

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iklboo · 07/07/2015 19:42

Are you sure the menu didn't say

'Cheese. Bored'

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:43
Grin
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diddl · 07/07/2015 19:46

That looks awful.

Just one type of cracker and is that all soft cheese?

Or did you ask for that?

storytopper · 07/07/2015 19:46

Tripadvisor here you come.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:48

diddl did not request it is a trio Of Italian cheese Confused or a duo plus a laughing cow which I thought was French but I'm prepared to be wrong

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:49

Ok should I take a wee ameretto to bed just top the eve off???

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 07/07/2015 19:51

OMG laughing cow on a £8 cheese board

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:56

I loooove a good cheese board but that was shit.

Thanks for keeping me company on my one of too many nights away from my family. My youngest is only 8 months and a decent dinner would soften the pain!!!

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SirPercyPilkington · 07/07/2015 20:07

Don't worry
This bad cheese board means that at some point in the future, a stupendous cheese board awaits you.
Universe balance theory obvs.

Getthewonderwebout · 07/07/2015 20:13

Shit presentation. And one type of biscuit is not on either. And nor is a bit of shabby, balsamic covered lettuce.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 20:17

I love the thought that the universe owes me an awesome cheese board sir I shall await it excitedly Grin

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iklboo · 07/07/2015 21:03

Don't ask for a wee amaretto. Given your luck with crunchy crab & that cheeseboard they might take you literally. Wee & amaretto.

Ver1tyPushpram · 07/07/2015 21:10

OttiliaVonBCup by any chance did you go on a certain type of management course in the late 90s early 00s?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:10

Grin twas a fine MEDUIM amaretto and now I am tucked up in a shitty brown bed ( why? the walls the duvet, clearly meant to be trendy in 2005 but actually sleeping in a giant Poo) and feeling quite pissed. This does not bode well for tomorrow Confused

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OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 21:12

No.
I'm
Not management material, me.
Why?

WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:14

Too much quince not enough cheese, AND badly displayed

Where are you? (so I never go and get cheese deprived)

OttiliaVonBCup · 07/07/2015 21:14

Oh the book.
Keeps popping up on Amazon after I looked up some book club suggestions.
That'll teach me.

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