Where the fucks my cheese

[Blarblarblar]

Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

Oh just notice the Camembert. Bit better on the C.A. rating

You're not in a fishing town in Devon are you? I had a cheese board that looked suspiciously like that a few days ago.

There wasn't really Laughing Cow on it was there

That was not cambert I can assure you. It was laughing cow no rind just a lump of tasteless goop.
Not in Devon in Scotland.
So I've just pulled back my duvet to reveal.......... A plastic sheet!!!! That's not normal is it?

Leather wall, plastic sheet.

I logged onto the computer and had a look at the picture in a bigger size

I weep for you Blarblarblar. Weep.

I'm never staying in Scotland anywhere. Just to be safe.

No wixing don't say that. It's an amazing place please come just don't stay in a place with leather walls.

That would 'cheese' me off!

Leather wall, plastic sheet

Shame you're on your own.

Or a faux Italian menu that mixes crab with big dirty chunks of shell and sundried tomatoes

Leather wall, plastic sheet. Hmmm. Wipe clean. Either they've has some really manky guests or Dexter will pay you a visit some time in the night.

yup it's made for an orgy or a murder. I'll sleep well

Leather wall, plastic sheet.

And pampas grass in the grounds?

It is noisy and there were a lot of older gentlemen in the bar giving me the glad eye mmmmmmmm
Might get lucky

I suppose if you'd have explosive diarrhoea after that cheese, at least it wouldn't be visible on the walls or leak through the sheets. Helpful

Could be an orgy that ends in murder. There's always more options.

OK I'll visit Scotland, shall visit first and ask about their walls and cheese selection first though

Omg it is cause the spunked in my food

When you book wixy just check but otherwise you will love it. Also Scotland usually do a good cheese board.

I can also hear snoring next door. This actually sucks ass

Was supposed to say I will call first, not visit. Silly me!!

Philosophical question of the day: Is no cheese better that bad cheese?

THAN bad cheese

sleeping in a giant poo

Mmmmmmmmm difficult my love of cheese is great and I've been all non dairy so thought fuck it but.......
It's to difficult a question no cheese ever or just laughing cow?!?

It's to late for such a truly deep question