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Where the fucks my cheese

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 19:19

Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

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WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:16

Oh just notice the Camembert. Bit better on the C.A. rating

sausagechops101 · 07/07/2015 21:18

You're not in a fishing town in Devon are you? I had a cheese board that looked suspiciously like that a few days ago.

WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:20

There wasn't really Laughing Cow on it was there

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:27

That was not cambert I can assure you. It was laughing cow no rind just a lump of tasteless goop.
Not in Devon in Scotland.
So I've just pulled back my duvet to reveal.......... A plastic sheet!!!! That's not normal is it?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:28

Leather wall, plastic sheet.

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WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:35

I logged onto the computer and had a look at the picture in a bigger size

I weep for you Blarblarblar. Weep.

WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:35

I'm never staying in Scotland anywhere. Just to be safe.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:37

No wixing don't say that. It's an amazing place please come just don't stay in a place with leather walls.

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withalittlebitofluck · 07/07/2015 21:39

That would 'cheese' me off!

gobbynorthernbird · 07/07/2015 21:39

Leather wall, plastic sheet

Shame you're on your own.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:41

Or a faux Italian menu that mixes crab with big dirty chunks of shell and sundried tomatoes

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iklboo · 07/07/2015 21:41

Leather wall, plastic sheet. Hmmm. Wipe clean. Either they've has some really manky guests or Dexter will pay you a visit some time in the night.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:42

Grin yup it's made for an orgy or a murder. I'll sleep well

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GoringBit · 07/07/2015 21:43

Leather wall, plastic sheet.

And pampas grass in the grounds?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:44

It is noisy and there were a lot of older gentlemen in the bar giving me the glad eye mmmmmmmm
Might get lucky

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LadyCuntingtonThe3rd · 07/07/2015 21:45

I suppose if you'd have explosive diarrhoea after that cheese, at least it wouldn't be visible on the walls or leak through the sheets. Helpful

WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:45

Could be an orgy that ends in murder. There's always more options.

OK I'll visit Scotland, shall visit first and ask about their walls and cheese selection first though

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:46

Omg it is cause the spunked in my food

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:48

When you book wixy just check but otherwise you will love it. Also Scotland usually do a good cheese board.

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:49

I can also hear snoring next door. This actually sucks ass

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WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:50

Was supposed to say I will call first, not visit. Silly me!!

Philosophical question of the day: Is no cheese better that bad cheese?

WixingMords · 07/07/2015 21:51

THAN bad cheese

rubyroux · 07/07/2015 21:51

sleeping in a giant poo

Grin
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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:56

Mmmmmmmmm difficult my love of cheese is great and I've been all non dairy so thought fuck it but.......
It's to difficult a question no cheese ever or just laughing cow?!?

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Blarblarblar · 07/07/2015 21:57

It's to late for such a truly deep question

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