Where the fucks my cheese

[Blarblarblar]

Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

No McDonald's sauce packets?

Of course I had cactus two glasses of wine and then a cheeky amaretto. Nothing else to do when away from my DH and DCs. It sure did cheer me having some fun company.