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FRICKING LIGHT HEARTED

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NoelleHawthorne · 13/12/2014 11:48

AND TRIGGERS

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XmasTimeMammariesandWine · 13/12/2014 21:13

All you MN Royalty just think you're better than everyone else

WhyTheFace · 13/12/2014 21:13

Side eye

listed · 13/12/2014 21:14

It's like new shoes Bubz.

You have to wear it with socks first.

Pagwatch · 13/12/2014 21:14

I'm name changing but a regular (rivers of sweet corn, naice ham, penisbeaker) and I think you are all cunts.
AIBU?

SwedeDreams · 13/12/2014 21:15

YADNBU pags hun

Tiredemma · 13/12/2014 21:15

I love the KM 'side eye'

MummyToSparklingBubsxxx · 13/12/2014 21:16

Penis Beaker was fucking hilarious.

LeopardInABobbleHat · 13/12/2014 21:16

Couldn't possibly comment either way, Pagwatch, until I've AS-ed and formed an opinion on whether you're one of my MN Mates.

XmasTimeMammariesandWine · 13/12/2014 21:16

YANBU, we are cunts

BIWI · 13/12/2014 21:18

Yes, actually. You ABVU and I think you should fuck off to the far side of fuck.*

*I've always wanted to say that but have never dared before. Grin

BOFster · 13/12/2014 21:18

MummyToSparklingBubs Xmas Grin. I glanced at that on TIO and gulped Xmas Grin.

WhyTheFace · 13/12/2014 21:18

Oh the Royalty smack downs are fabulous.

Pagwatch · 13/12/2014 21:18

Cunt buddies.
Yay!

XmasTimeMammariesandWine · 13/12/2014 21:19

You said that in a genteel manner BIwI. You need more practice at being well 'ard.

WeThreeKeemasofOrientNaan · 13/12/2014 21:19

What about if your lighthearted name change turns out to be triggering for someone?

Hmmm? Won't anyone think of my poor children?

XmasTimeMammariesandWine · 13/12/2014 21:19

I read it in the Queens voice Grin

Pagwatch · 13/12/2014 21:20

Your cunt your rules Hun, lol.

WhyTheFace · 13/12/2014 21:20

I was reading some old threads last week (as all the new ones are SHIT) and by fuck were we all horrible to each other a couple of years ago. I liked it.

XmasTimeMammariesandWine · 13/12/2014 21:20

What If someone had got drunk at Xmas party and flashed their boobs?

My name would be very triggering

Mintyy · 13/12/2014 21:21

I positively like to see Light Hearted in the thread title.

Goes some way to assuaging the misery ploppers, of which there appear to be plenty on Mumsnet.

Tiredemma · 13/12/2014 21:21

years ago was very vile.

Didnt some poor bint get hammered for having clear plates??

MummyToSparklingBubsxxx · 13/12/2014 21:22

What if someone's bub wasn't sparkling? Sad

WhyTheFace · 13/12/2014 21:23

Clear plates? What like glass plates?

LeopardInABobbleHat · 13/12/2014 21:24

Or someone tried to put a bobblehat on a leopard Sad sad]

NoelleHawthorne · 13/12/2014 21:24

lol at tiredemma

she got hammered for a red rug

OH MY GOD

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