FRICKING LIGHT HEARTED

[NoelleHawthorne]

AND TRIGGERS

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None of these gifs or images or whatever are not showing up on the app. UnImpressed.

I dislike people who start a thread like this-

"DS has a 45Degree temp and is frothing at the mouth. Should I call a GP?"

Might be an idea to get off the internet at least, hun.

GIF is "Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format"

This thread is so nice.

I am traumatised a bit...since my xmas name change people think I am some wet behind ears fair game first time poster and are ripping into me.

What part of CBA did you not get, listed? I am supine with ennui, if that makes it more readable.

Why, thank ee kindly, usual

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How very dare they Mammaries!

I get that a lot. I've been here yonks but have to name change lots due to stalkery ex.

It's a grind

Oh, oh, what about these ones:

AIBU TO THINK THAT MURDER IS BAD?

It's really weird. Haven't name changed for about 6 years ..and prob won't again after this!

Grrr at stalkery exes.

Oh embrace it mams. You can be a reet bastard for the whole of December. Mwhahahaha.

Arf, WhyTheFace, yes. You see a name from a current high profile dreadful court case and you just know that it will be full of Sin Eaters stuffing their faces with the cake of vicarious Sadface.

I can't do the neurotic pregnant/new parent ones.

I know, I know, but I get this latent mean streak which means I can only click on the thread if I'm happy to be name changing again within the next five minutes.

Can I put wine in this casserole?
I drank a glass of wine before I knew I was pg
I ate a prawn
I carried a cake (yes really)
Am I harming newborn dc by not pulling over in the car every time he cries?
Can I say no visitors til the first birthday?
SIL is pg and has stolen my thunder....

CALM DOWN PEOPLE

Maybe I will namechange every week and go around being a bastard

I always wonder what doing a N/C might be like.

It is traumatic.

Just make sure you put lighthearted in your bastard threads and all will be well.

Well like a twat I went through a separation and divorce from an abusive thug without a name change.

Bit me on the ass big style.

I'm now paranoid

Have a go, Sparkling. We're not talking about bungee jumping over hungry tigers, it's just leaving the safety of an established persona on a parenting site.

I would rather bungee jump into the tiger enclosure

It's a whole new identity!

You can be anyone you like!

I'm currently a 45 year old librarian named Barbara.

I could be sweary and everything couldn't I? And totally unreasonable?