to start yet another Indyref thread?

[FannyFifer]

Round 3 folks.

We should arrange an Indyref meet up at this stage.

Ha OOAOML I've not been id'd since I was about 15! I reckon I was actually born middle aged. I used to get my friends in to clubs by pretending to be their older sister!

Could you not turn AS in to a Prince on a trusted stead or something?

Nah. David Cameron is more my type

We could turn them both into pumpkins! Then they'd shut up for 5 minutes

Mice! They could squeak at each other whilst fighting over oatcake crumbs.

Euch! Shiny Dave?? No thanks
Not that I fancy AS - maybe you could turn him in to a toad? I like toads.

Anything to shut them up for a bit would be good right now tbh.

Not really

I have tonnes of toads in my garage just now, it's minging.

Reminds me of that IrnBru ad with the prince turned back into a toad.

I'm glad I don't have to decide based on who is the hottest I have to say.

Right No voters. If the price of a No vote was a night of passion with Salmond would you take one for the team?

Oh Cameron over Salmond any day!

I would totally do shiny Dave if it was the price of a Yes win.

Can you imagine what it would be like if the decision were based on 'hotness'??

Both DC and AS all primped and preening, shiny spray-tan, showing a bit of chest hair and v white teeth…. Hm. That's just reminded me of many an American politician

I'd do it for a no vote.

really hopes Fanny isn't someone from the yes campaign and I've signed myself up for this

Oh, loose moral in both camps?!

Salmond looking slim & trim these days.

Which Blair though, if you had to?

If the No vote also guaranteed that he would get the heck of our screens, I think I would take one for the team. There's no rule that I have to be sober, right?!

How many Blairs are there?

I am not doing Cherie for anything!!

www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/salmond-advised-against-micro-kilt-2014080489231

Meh, neither of the Blairs float my boat.

OMfuckingG

The mere thought…

Nope - speechless

I can't stop imagining the micro kilt now

Blair McDougall a bit podgy and possibly a bit sweaty, Blair Jenkins 'something of the night' about him, I can totally see him playing Baron Frankenstein in a Hammer film.

Cherie Blair, pmsl.

Blair Mcdougall or Blair Jenkins?

Oh, first name Blairs