Having to take time to think about swinging??

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I don't know whether to go along with him and throw my keys in the middle.....
The other swingers are 20yrs older than us and it feels wierd.
What you reckon?? It might be fun tho hey?!

Ok.

Not with people 20 yrs your senior.

Are you a bit back and forth about it?

Well I think it will be fun.....and dirty!!!!

Really ?

Doubt it... WHY?

it sounds great

in fact, get yourself a brew and I'll come back and tell you all about my swinging experiences in just a moment.

Why? Just why?

Ooooo that would be great, thanks

I did some swinging today actually.

But then DS insisted we had to swap to the roundabout and it totally ruined the trip

Yay! Let's all pile in with loads of our stories about swinging or not

Do people really still put their keys in the middle of a table? How old are you OP?

Who's him? Is he 20 years older too?

I couldn't be arsed.

Does the house have pampas grass?

If it's what makes you happy, do it

It's worked (over the centuries) for some. No biggie.

I'm 40yrs young.

Are you a DJ?

I never about that pampas grass (foreigner) until I commented to a neighbour about how nice his was and the conversation took a really weird turn.

Dh is 60

Oh I love swinging. It is so much fun, so liberating, I do it on the quiet, so nobody knows....

Sadly the chains bite into my fat ass and kids appear and make me get off so they can have a go

I couldn't be arsed either, rather have a nice cuppa tea and watch corrie than a bunch of cavorting saggy scrotumed dirty old men!

Just throw them in.

Are you saying the others are friiggin 80??!!! Or 60 like your DH??

Scrumpy.....that's my deep down view too tbh. One saggy scrotum is enough!!!!