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Having to take time to think about swinging??

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 20:52

I don't know whether to go along with him and throw my keys in the middle.....
The other swingers are 20yrs older than us and it feels wierd.
What you reckon?? It might be fun tho hey?!

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:05

Where would this delightful gathering take place?

MrsChickPea · 05/06/2014 21:05

You're not the person that was earlier talking about your DH wanting you to stick twizzle sticks and your finger in his penis hole (officially called meatus) are you (thread got deleted)?

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:06

Oh my word!! No!! Didn't see that!!

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Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:07

Roadwalker Are you a DJ?
Grin Grin Grin

Ain't seen nothing yet.....

LineRunner · 05/06/2014 21:08

More than a feeling

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:09

The louder you scream the faster the ride....

Shakey1500 · 05/06/2014 21:09

So are you in the kitchen on your phone asking for a consensus? Hmm

Notmadeofrib · 05/06/2014 21:09

Grin scrumpy

defineme · 05/06/2014 21:10

If this is real and you'd rather have a cup of tea then please do so and leave well alone.

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 05/06/2014 21:10

Whatever tickles yer biscuit so to speak.

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:10

Hit me with your rhythm stick

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BlackeyedPetitsPois · 05/06/2014 21:11

Ooo forgot the Biscuit

ExcuseTypos · 05/06/2014 21:12

Eww I wouldn't, you don't know where everyone's been. Just leave well alone.

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:13

Well, she's missed Corrie now, unless she can hang on till 9.30 ITV+1 - maybe fit in a quick twenty minute swing in between, like a taster or something?

GreeboOgg · 05/06/2014 21:13

I can't wait til I'm grown up enough to have a my own house with a garden big enough for a swing.

I might go the whole hog and have one of those wooden fort affairs with climbing ropes and slides and swings and towers and all the rest.

The neighbours might think I'm mad, as I have no children, but they'll soon see sense when I invite them round for a glass of wine and a go on my play equipment.

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:14

Is it naked swinging or full on pervy regalia swinging?

Scrumpy100 · 05/06/2014 21:15

Took four goes to get iphone to let me put pervy instead of Percy....

MrsChickPea · 05/06/2014 21:16

Ewwww... has your DH/DP taken too much viagra - or are you (even though you're 20 years younger than him) not enough. Does he have problems... (ie. needs sex too much). I suggest a visit to a doctor to help him. And if you go through with this you'll also need a visit to the doctor. You don't know where they've been. EWWWWWWWW.
GreeboOgg.... our garden is too small... can I come round for a go on your swing when you get it!

vindscreenviper · 05/06/2014 21:16

Is gin and slimline tonic low carb?

AlpacaYourThings · 05/06/2014 21:17
Hmm
FruVikingessOla · 05/06/2014 21:18

I guess they'll be using one of these Hmm

Having to take time to think about swinging??
MrsChickPea · 05/06/2014 21:19

Oh... I hope this thread doesn't get deleted. Sitting here, glass of wine, laughing head off. Not literally!

FunnyFoot · 05/06/2014 21:21

Is it naked swinging or full on pervy regalia swinging?

I didn't know there were different types! Shock

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woosey35 · 05/06/2014 21:25

Oooo scrumpy....what's the difference?! I think I need to learn more before I say yes

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vindscreenviper · 05/06/2014 21:27

Scrumpy If you're interested in Percy regalia I can tell you that it features 6 pikes and 2 lions (I visited one of their castles in Northumberland on Sunday).
Anyway this gin & tonic, low carb or not?