Settle an argument I am having with DH

[clairewitchproject]

DH keeps saying 'Righty Cokey' whenever he is expressing that he understands, it's a 'hilarious' mix of 'Righty-o' and 'Okey cokey'. I have suffered this for several weeks now, but have tonight said that if he says it again I will, with great regret, have no choice but to LTB.

He thinks I am a spoilsport and 'Righty Cokey' is innovative and amusing, but says that if the Mumsnet jury says so, he will desist from using the expression.

Mumsnet, for the love of God, AIBU?

YANBU.

yanbu, righty cokey would drive me mad.

He should cease and desist.

HTH

But there is no 'okey cokey'. There's okey dokey, or there's a dance called the Hokey Cokey, but no okey cokey. So he is wrong. QED.

Why does he not have a dinner fork embedded in his skull already?

It's awful, can you smother him in his sleep?

I think he should change it to "Far out brussel sprout"

But that's because I don't have to live with him

That's actually made me laugh. He's soooooo wrong :)

CorusKate - in his defense, he may be misguided about this but in all other respects he is a great bloke, hence my sorrow at having to LTB...he isn't a general twat.

NNNNNNNYANBU, Cut his head off!

'Righty cokey'
'Shut up or I will chokey'

Oh, god no you're not BU.

Personally I wouldn't LTB though. I'd just kill him with a frozen lamb leg and cook the evidence

It's awful, can you smother him in his sleep?

My first ever LTB!

My BF says "Oakily Dokily" a la Ned Flanders.

So far I have confined myself to merely plotting his demise but I culd snap soon.

Righty Cokey would send any right thinking individual into a homicidal rage.

Kill him OP. Kill him dead. No jury would convict you

'Shut up or I will chokey'

No!

Oh my I really hope I get the opportunity to say far out brussel sprout tomorrow, with a straight face

Ltb