Settle an argument I am having with DH

[clairewitchproject]

DH keeps saying 'Righty Cokey' whenever he is expressing that he understands, it's a 'hilarious' mix of 'Righty-o' and 'Okey cokey'. I have suffered this for several weeks now, but have tonight said that if he says it again I will, with great regret, have no choice but to LTB.

He thinks I am a spoilsport and 'Righty Cokey' is innovative and amusing, but says that if the Mumsnet jury says so, he will desist from using the expression.

Mumsnet, for the love of God, AIBU?

Does he snore, though?

YANBU, LTB

You start saying "you bet your sweet pink patootie" and see how long he lasts.

Just LTB.

what a prat and you are still married to him wow :) spray him with some obnoxious next time he does it

I am with your DH.

It's nice to see independent thinking and it should be encouraged.

Dear god how have you shown such restraint. He's been given warnings You have the patience of a saint, Claire.

DP would have been out the door seconds after his first utterance. With something sharp in his eye.

Yanbu.

I agree kill him dead immediately , if not sooner

OP, please tell me your DH sounds like Gordon Brittas when he says it?

It's just the image I have in my head

It is innovative but NOT amusing outside of his own head.

Several weeks?
You're a saint.

It's too late - he's shown his true colours, now.

You have to LTB.

I was once at a motorway service station cafe where a loud, annoying man was having a long phone conversation where almost every sentence was punctuated with 'Hokey Cokey' in a broad Lancashire accent*

Everybody around him looked pissed off. Everybody. Including his poor companion who was roundly ignored by Hokey Cokey twat for his entire lunch break.

I swear we were seconds away from having a Murder on the Orient Express moment. And that is why you are NBU.

*Burnley, I believe.

The okey cokey is a dance, okey dokey is a saying.

So get him to say righty dokey, it's not such an abomination.

Rhonda Are you ok?

Oh god that is sooooo annoying. Can we make up an EVEN more annoying retort to say back at him when he says it....
Maybe 'fuck off dickwad' might work?

Hahaha at innovative !

YANBU.

Update: He has seen the error of his ways.

He is now going to say 'righty dokey'

Reply by pointing at him and going 'Tiny willy, pokey pokey'.

It will soon be a thing of the past!!

My DH thinks your DH is some kind of genius. I suggest we do a "Strangers on a Train" plot and take care of this before it spreads further.

Just to add my support and sympathy, YANBU. Ugh.

Righty dokey is far less awful though

LTB twice once for the first crime against civilisation the second for his reparation attempt

Urgh, there is nothing worse than stupid ridiculous made up words (or phrases in this case). Just bloody stop it with all your shamazing and your totes amazeballs crap. If you can't string a proper sentence together without making up crap to try to look 'cool' then don't bother for f**k sake.

I may be slightly annoyed about this already today....

MrclairewitchprojectOH Stop annoying people for the sake of it or we will help clairewitchproject get revenge!