To think if you' re going to send a penis pic...

[MrsMagnificent]

Send it to the correct person??

Sat down with my cup of tea and opened up a message and was confronted with an image of my ex work colleagues penis. I am assuming it was meant for his girlfriend given the message that went with.

Is it too much to ask that if you are going to whip your penis out and snap a photo that you take the time and care to make sure you don't send it to an unsuspecting female by mistake?

Nearly spat my own tea out reading that

How did you respond?

Tell me you did respond... please!

Errrrr how did you recognise it as him??? :)

Now for the reply... Hmmm what should my response be?

I may be more cynical than you

I'd assume the fucker did it on purpose

Needs some Growmore!

"You didn't impress me then & you still don't impress me now -shrimp"

'we'll thats a side of you I've not seen before'

I wonder if he realised he sent it to the wrong person just after hitting send.

No I haven't responded, obviously I immediately posted to you lovely bunch

MissMarplesBloomers Do men take pictures of other mens penis' to send to people

Just reply

AHEM

Or worse, give him a low rating out of ten. That'll guarantee he's always more careful in the future!

I'd text:

"Give me a clue at least! I'd have thought it was a penis but it's too small, maybe a mushroom"?

reply with the classic "ooooh JUST like a penis, but smaller."

Just google a cock pic and send it with the message "Mine's bigger than yours"

MrsM If one of his drunk mates had got hold of his phone yes maybe!!

Please do Worra's

Do many men take one of their own to send to people? probably
You'd think she'd have seen it already. Maybe the angle of the photo makes it look bigger?

I once sent a very filthy sex text to a work colleague instead of my then boyfriend. It's easily done. I still think about that text and it was about 7 years ago

Haha I am enjoying my cup of tea now. This is how a tea break should be spent. Not opening a message to see a penis staring up at me from my phone.

Who the hell would want a penis picture anyway?!

Can you ask if they have a 'zoom' facility because you're not sure what it is?

Right (I am going to have to clear my internet history after this)

Nasty .

I would put the wind up him by telling hin your child opened the text and is now traumatised and what is he going to do about it. After all ,sexting is a criminal offence(is it?) and to have involved a minor has elevated it to paedophilia(probably) .

Then let him off after a while if he you think he has sweated enough/relpyed in a suitably mortified manner.

I once sent a picture of my boobs to my Dad as his number was one above the intended recipient 'Dan' in my phones phonebook.

The horror.

No no!

Google "Tiny penis"

But still with the message "Mine's bigger than yours"

Definitely Worra's suggestion. It wins the thread for today/

"Is it meant to be a penis? Is it a cake? Why did you send this to me? Lots of love, Gran."