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To think if you' re going to send a penis pic...

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MrsMagnificent · 15/02/2014 15:18

Send it to the correct person??

Sat down with my cup of tea and opened up a message and was confronted with an image of my ex work colleagues penis. I am assuming it was meant for his girlfriend given the message that went with.

Is it too much to ask that if you are going to whip your penis out and snap a photo that you take the time and care to make sure you don't send it to an unsuspecting female by mistake?

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Blatherskite · 16/02/2014 11:56

I wonder how many "Sorry I sent you a picture of my penis" bunches of flowers Interflora sends out daily Grin

Puzzledandpissedoff · 16/02/2014 12:00

Oh now that's lovely - and it seems you have a flower-sender who's well endowed as well

Are you sure you can't give us all his contact details???!!!! Wink

Gruntfuttock · 16/02/2014 12:03

Shock @ Puzzledandpissedoff

Wanton hussy alert!

MrsMagnificent · 16/02/2014 12:04

Blatherskite I did think the same haha.

puzzled if he ever becomes single I will tell him there a plenty of women who would happily take his numbers on MN Smile

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EBearhug · 16/02/2014 12:13

MrsMagnificent, I think if either you or his girlfriend are into knitting or crochet, there will be some ideas here.

Monetbyhimself · 16/02/2014 12:24

'Dies' at that link.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/02/2014 13:10

Could you leave it a wee bit, let him think you've moved on, then text him and say something like "ok. I've had a while to think about it, google and I still can't work out what condition it is you have! is it fungal?"

EatShitDerek · 16/02/2014 13:18

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TensionWheelsCoolHeels · 16/02/2014 13:31

EBearhug, the googly eyes on that link just killed me.Grin

OP great thread, cheered up my mundane Sunday.

HermioneWeasley · 16/02/2014 13:41

Brilliant three, throughly enjoyed it

MrsMagnificent · 16/02/2014 17:13

must felt like it was what I needed

Who ever need a a picture of a man's penis? Haha.

Your response though Grin

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